Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
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Top comments
tony1891 22
this is the part of the interview that you say...yes. i am flatulent in 6 different languages.
ZomBgal 12
passing the blame...like a boss
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Comments (72)
LizetteBerenice 22
That stinks.
classicsparkles 17
I thought 1's comment was very punny.
Nickb55 16
Boooo x3
SkiBunnyBB96 11
How did this get so much hate? That's hilarious
Regimental_Phan 18
she blew it alright....out her ass
ZomBgal 12
passing the blame...like a boss
mete_orito 34
He wasn't just passing the blame, he also was passing gas...
peterpan37 6
Which doesn't make any sense. Two people in a room, one farts. Both know who farted!
more4me 27
#68 you're totally missing the point .
Lars93 18
at least he/she some weird sence of humor, instead of having a massive stick in his/her butt.
False_Stupidity 42
Must...resist...argh!...can't...stop! It's SENSE not sence!
Ikashy73 14
There is also a "has" missing, but oh well.
Garrett2818 21
Maybe if she did have a massive stick up her butt she wouldn't have farted.
gothicminx89 3
It also blantantly says SHE so no need for the he/she
random_cashmere 25
That stinks.
jojimugo 20
Get out
Soviet_American 29
The only thing that stinks was that comment
ProfessorMctitie 20
so was yours #16
verysmarmy 11
34 - did. Forgive me, please. I am addicted to being a smart-alec
tony1891 22
this is the part of the interview that you say...yes. i am flatulent in 6 different languages.
cakefete2 31
That's how you blow the competition away.
thawny_fml 21
That is the single greatest pun I have ever read.
kirbs19 37
#5 your hired.
redrain567 16
Thought your avatar was the most interesting man in the world... that would've only made it better.
ApparentlyNotEno 28
Or: "Yes, in addition to what's on my CV, I'm also a practising ventriloquist."
Standupmast3r 18
That one way to loose all of your employees...
Standupmast3r 18
I feel like I need to clarify, I mean if said employer did that to all employees he'd seem like, well to put it in simple terms, massive fucktard.
TDog3337 12
lose*
[email protected] 14
Their she blows
HairIsEverything 15
I believe it's "Tharr she blows". Then followed by a possible "Arrgh"
DocBastard 40
You are 21 years old and still haven't figured out that "their" is possessive" and "there" isn't? How is that even possible? Let me give you an example: They're going to their house over there. Make sense? No?? ****.
Nymeria_fml 25
Hey, Doc, I thought you just hadn't gotten around to deleting that part in your profile where you say you're out, but then you added the FML blog thing, so I see that's not the case. What's the deal with that?
[email protected] 14
Holy shit it was just a joke no need to be a dick about someone's grammar. You must be really fun at parties oh you see that I spelt parties right.
jerryj 27
What's with the run-on sentences? Haven't you learned how to use proper punctuation either?
verysmarmy 11
Calm down. They corrected a single word (admittedly, it was corrected twice, to two different things). Big deal.
juststephhere 23
Maybe she was just trying to lighten the atmosphere? Even if it did quite the opposite.
appletreee 30
Nothing else to do than laugh it off :)
jesuis_julie 21
Well, that blows.