Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Pants on fire
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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savagearmz 6
Disown your daughter
TBelle4Ever 15
KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!
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Comments (238)
kaishpeps 0
At least it wasnt your son
kyliersb 4
You are all stupid. Justin Bieber is amazing and talented. You have no reason to not like him. Stop hating, jealous bitches.
SexyQueen0905 24
We do have reasons to dislike him, reasons with which you may not agree, but opinion on music doesn't determine intelligence. Calling us "non-beliebers" stupid actually makes you a stupid and close-minded hypocrite. Also, just because we don't like someone that you do doesn't mean we are jealous; his or her music is just not to our taste.
MellybeauHeart 0
I heard this thing on YouTube that this senior lady would let her grand kids listen to dubstep rathe than Justin Bieber or Brittany Spears! I wish she was my grand ma
bvxf 2
What's a shrine
RockinRoyaltyxD 13
This reminds me of Helga from "Hey Arnold!".
TurquoiseJesus 15
Time to burn down the house and start over in another country.
jaycooter 0
DISGUSTING!!!!! YDI
pikachuthekyd 4
Your username sums up what I was going to say
acetheone 8
op, was it like a typical shrine with candles and all ? that sucks. fyl
SApprentice 34
You might want to be spending a bit more time with her, OP.