unfortunateMother
Swindon, United Kingdom
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NonBelieber
Bessemer, United States
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
my ears are dying
United States
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
immovingout
Huntington Station, United States
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
husbands addiction
San Francisco, United States
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Peter
United States
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Twilightsux
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
piece of shed
United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Lucille
Pants on fire
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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savagearmz 6
Disown your daughter
TBelle4Ever 15
KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!
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Comments (238)
SaltukBugraHan 8
May God have mercy on your soul...
nancyschmancy 9
Wow! I can think of so many more FML moments for you. Having a crush on a young teen boy that is prominent in Hollywood is normal. FYL if they have a crush on Mike Tyson or Dog the Bounty Hunter.
JustFMLME 7
you're not my son anymore, SON. /sarcasm
showen_fml 4
Kick her out of the house... Immediately!
MDTeddy 13
I lost faith in humanity.
KSG472 3
Yeah, me too.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
If you found no remnants of human sacrifice then she's not dedicated.
Austyn57 1
humanity is lost
green2go 14
J saved my life I was in a coma and one the nurses played one of his songs in my room and I had to wake up and turn that shit off
jesterkitty4 14
Lol sounds like Helga from Hey Arnold