unfortunateMother
Swindon, United Kingdom
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NonBelieber
Bessemer, United States
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
my ears are dying
United States
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
immovingout
Huntington Station, United States
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
husbands addiction
San Francisco, United States
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Peter
United States
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Twilightsux
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
piece of shed
United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Lucille
Pants on fire
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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savagearmz 6
Disown your daughter
TBelle4Ever 15
KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!
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Comments (238)
savagearmz 6
Disown your daughter
samsaf1989 5
Lol that's a bit harsh !
hopsinlove17 26
I hope she's not over the age of seven. How does she have friends?
Petepoop 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Justin Bieber is the best singer in history
Meettitan 14
I don't think it's harsh enough. This might call for a late term abortion.
icrest80 4
But isn't it to late for.... Oh I get it!
TBelle4Ever 15
15, please tell me you were being sarcastic
DontThumbMeDown 8
Everyone read Petepoop's bio. It explains why he said that.
graffitied_love 20
What a terrible way to find out your daughter is a lesbian...
savagearmz 6
Win!!!
Forlorn420 9
I think 15 is tryin to set a record for most buried votes
beccaishereyay 11
Everyone has their own taste in music. But a shrine for anyone is just creepy.
calenzelon 6
A thumbs up for you.
Tay_racer10 3
Couple of my brain cells just died reading a post about Justin Bieber ever worse... My phone just capitalized his name
Slender_Man 6
15- yea, no she's not
missalkali 8
54 beat me to it! wi was gonna correct 15 also to "she"…
DrDilllonReese 12
Petepoop, please go consume cyanide. ASAP.
yoloswagg54 9
Nothing's too harsh when it comes to Justin Bieber.
LolFMLnot 10
15 are you sure OP is not your mom by any chance?
DrDilllonReese 12
A brief list of singers throughout histor better than Justin bieber. John Lennon Michael Jackson Elvis Presley The shit I took a few hours ago.
ConBroChilll 9
I have lost all hope of this generation. First "swag", YOLO, Bieber, mother of god.
sens3sfailing 25
Yeah, 15 is apparently from YOLO Cali so any opinion he had before being a, well let's say Bieber fag, was destroyed with the mentioning of the most retarded saying I have heard for the last year. Yeah, you only live once, so stop being a dumbass and spend your life doing something, not talking in acronyms about not wasting your life when that's what the people who say it do anyway...but yeah, I didn't know Selena Gomez was a lesbian until I saw her at the beach with her girlfriend Justina Bieber
tne201992 12
Whoever said, "best singer in history." you deserve to be locked in a closet.
laden_swallow09 35
130- Just think of how History textbooks will view us… *shudder*
lamort_fml 4
Belittling other people's taste in music will get you nowhere.
Potato_Pi 7
181 They are
DrDilllonReese 12
We aren't belittling anyone's taste in music. Justin Bieber isn't music in any way shape or form
LiterOfCola 16
193: Your comment in conjunction with your picture saddens me. If only you could be realistic..
THEsuperMANLYman 10
Agreed :P
Matrixuniverses 13
Its screeching of a sort
parksejun 11
Kill it with fire, please
TBelle4Ever 15
KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!
jetsown08 21
(In Bane's voice): Fire? No, their punishment must be more severe!
pokefan813 16
Might i suggest a hydrolic press?
ColdplaySucks 18
Call 1-800-EasyExorcism in the next ten minutes and we'll add the pit of fire for FREE!
hotshot2626 9
Blendtech blender. "Will it blend???"
_Oblivion_ 12
Allthese methods leave a body or some residue. Might I suggest incinerating it in molten lava
Inheritance 10
I'd rather it be my daughter than son, just saying.
loopsy_fml 14
122- your pic is perfect for this fml
SApprentice 34
122- Your picture does fit perfectly. It made me laugh.
sucessfultroll 18
wow man i was gonna say that and then i found your comment. haha :D
TheyCallMeDamien 18
What if it doesn't burn!?!
MegamiKaosu 28
Feed it to the boars ... They will eat everything
bobgooeyflonder 6
That's a ******* face desk moment right there
Feared 9
More like a fist shrine moment
ebonyirony 29
Seriously I don't like his music that much either but he's just a singer. Let people enjoy him if they like that kind of music.
raraisbang 12
Big difference between "enjoying" it and making a shrine to it.
williemac987 5
You just destroyed one of my horcruxes from the FML.
gmc_blossom 21
I do feel sorry for you. Maybe you should kill Justin and use her to make a new Horcrux?
domking1315 20
Justin has no soul. Therefore killing him will not allow him to make a new horcrux
DKjazz 20
But we can still kill him, right?
sens3sfailing 25
Yes, yes we can! See?! Obama hates Bieber too!
DontThumbMeDown 8
Just dont stare into his eyes or you too will become a belieber
DrewFluIngle 10
7- her* x3
gc327072 31
Keep calm and thumb 68 down.
ASD_K 11
Don't listen to her music or you too will go deaf.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
It's like the Hypno-Toad. But so much worse.
greenie213 23
A shrine. A freaking shrine. She needs help.
band_geek 18
Is it just me, or was there anyone else that had "Hey, Arnold!" show from years back pop into their mind?
braceletsandhell 7
Maybe she made Justin Bieber's lips out of his chewed gum too, ew even the mental image is horrible ...
TBelle4Ever 15
I miss the 90's cartoons
Calingaladha 21
Haha, yes I was just thinking of Helga!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Lol I remember his football shaped head and his tiny little baseball cap.
internetqueen 1
The best 90s show! Miss Helga G. Pataki.
_Oblivion_ 12
Rugrats, Rocket power, wild thornberries. Just watching todays cartoons for a few seconds makes me think "what the **** is this garbage"
HeyArnold91 8
Hopefully she doesn't have a heart shaped locket too
Smashhoof 15
Not just you. I rarely even watched that show when I was a kid, but I remember that episode.
j_cat187 20
Been watching Angry Beavers on Netflix recently. I'm proud of my childhood culture.
sens3sfailing 25
That show was great. The old pseudo violent cartoons of the day were awesome! Now nick and CN have tried to bank off of real people acting terribly and shitty "reality" shows and have sold out almost nearly as bad as MTV. But at least CN still has more than 1 hour of cartoons on a day and it isn't only at 5am like MTV is with music. Some people make me sick.
Dr__Bozo 4
Yep,I'm thinking of Helga.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Because you grew up dumbass. You only see modern cartoons as garbage because they weren't made for people out age. The stuff you grew up watching as a kid, there were teens and adults saying the same stuff about those shows that you say about modern cartoons.
j_cat187 20
The power of Christ compels you! *sprinkles holy water on your daughter* *Screams, hisses; head rotated across axis and implodes*
awkward_gothlady 32
Don't worry. Next month (next week?), it'll be a shrine to some other pop star.
Zedd_fml 8
Who are you calling pop star?! Looks like I have to use ricin on two person.
KaelaKhaotic 5
Burn it.
Mons_fml 27
Set the shrine on fire, then toss her in it. Her mind is corrrupted beyond return. Best thing to do is to just end it :(