Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Pants on fire
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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savagearmz 6
Disown your daughter
TBelle4Ever 15
KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!
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Comments (238)
internetqueen 1
Depending on how old she is, I wouldn't be concerned if she was young. I used to believe that me and Britney Spears had a special connection and were sisters.
jack_ripper604 0
Make a new daughter you have clearly failed with this one!
EmoSquirrel 7
I apologize... That's too horrible for words...
angel_of_death55 7
Who would make a shrine to that thing whatever it is
SadGirl18 16
You must be the mother of @Mandaswaggie on twitter...
j3ss89 2
Still a better love story than Twilight.
supportcommand 17
That doesn't work anymore.
jamethy 9
What's wrong with Twilight! Forget the love story and just look at tha story!
gc327072 31
30- Nah a letter jacket is actually cool. If he had "swag" he would've had on a snapback hat at a preposterous and impractical angle, untied shoes that look 6 sizes too big, and would've been sagging. Since he checks none of these boxes, he falls under the category of "those who shouldn't refer to my picture for assistance". Although he does seem quite cocky... "I swim, and I'm good..." "..you'll be seeing me at Rio 2016..." Yea cool story bro....
Kyle225 3
This generation sucks
DeadxManxWalking 27
Kill her. Especially befor One Direction takes over
frazier09 1
crazy way to find out your daughter is a lesbian