Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Pants on fire
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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savagearmz 6
Disown your daughter
TBelle4Ever 15
KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!
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Comments (238)
DeadxManxWalking 27
Parts inside of me die all the time with Bliebers and Directioners...
LarryLaDouche 13
Desecrate that shit
supportcommand 17
As terrible as that is, it's better than finding it in your sons closet.
amerikaninfidel 2
Force her to burn it down and bury the ashes in the backyard. It's the only way.
patrickalamo 48
Wow, your daughter has expensive taste... He made 75 million last yr.
Shrike 24
So? Success and talent are two completely different things. Most of us judge by talent. If you judge by success, then you're one vapid son of a bitch.
Belieber0001 2
My god, seriously? She can love whoever the **** she wants to love, there's nothing wrong with it. On the other hand, you'll have a reason to write a FML when she makes a One Direction shrine.
AdamTB 26
Didn't you just contradict yourself in the second half of your comment?
raraisbang 12
I believe 100's username explains everything. Smh.
loloalltheway 23
I like justins music :)
Belieber0001 2
If by second half you mean the One Direction part, then not really. As much as people want to believe One Direction and Justin are the same, they are completely different. Just because they have the same music, age, and amount of fans doesn't mean they should be compared. If you're going to ridicule me for loving Justin, don't waste your time. I don't care.
laurenlovesjb 20
Are you stupid? I like Justin Bieber too (obviously) but you literally just made yourself sound like an idiot by saying that it's okay to love anyone, then naming people it's not okay to love. I love JB, but I'm at least a rational person that can string two sentences together without sounding like I have a mental disability.
sirpantselot 22
I knew Bieber was in the closet.
yukibunny 5
wonder when he will come out of it.
xCupcakes 7
You guys still probably think Justin Bieber is the 16 year old kid that sings baby. Well guess what? He's 18. So what if she obsessed with him? Be glad she's not on crack or having sex.
nevereyes 31
If she's old enough to be doing crack then she's old enough for it to be some what ok to have sex (I've never heard of some one, willingly, doing crack under the age of 14.) it's never ok to like Justin bieber.
mimi_animee 18
Right now I'm so sick and tired of having people tell you what you should and shouldn't listen to. I hate it when people tell you that you have horrible taste in music just for liking some popular person like Justin Bieber or something. Especially people who are older and think that their opinion is superior just because in their time their music was good. Well guess what, those people either don't sing anymore or are dead. You hate this generation's music? Great then go and listen to your favourite music and don't bother other people saying that their taste in music is horrible and yours is so much better. It's an opinion, and what I always tell people is "Les gouts et les couleurs ne se dispute pas." (google it if you don't know what it means.) anyways, if you think our music is so bad, you guys obviously listen to too much radio and don't pay attention to other GOOD singers. Try listening to Ed Sheeran or Pierce The Veil.
SApprentice 34
149- You just did what you said you were tired of people doing. You just told us who to listen to.
gracehi 33
Every generation hates the next generation's music. My grandfather told my father that The Beatles would never last. Not that I'm comparing Justin Bieber to The Beatles.
sarah17xx_fml 10
I'd probably get thumbed down for this but I agree with #149. There's absolutely nothing wrong liking a certain musician, whether it's Bieber or One Direction etc. Let's face it, everybody's music tastes differ. You may like The Beatles or Nirvana, but others don't. You don't judge someone purely for their music preference. Besides, who are we to say in this matter? Back to the FML...it's completely fine that she likes Bieber, but having a shrine is a tad too far.
SkoomaKi 28
#191 - The reasons people don't like Justin Bieber and One Direction: •They don't produce or write their own music. •Autotune is used in every one of their songs. •They target girls who feel insecure (What makes you beautiful). A true musician or music has meaning creativeness. These "artists" don't. Why should we respect them, if they are fake?
stormchaser24 24
Well At least it is better than paying $36,000 for his hair.
kingethan94 1
Tear it down!!!