Today, my new husband of two weeks attempted to solicit sex from a hooker. He tried to excuse himself by saying, "I would never cheat on you! I was just looking." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML
Today, it's only been a week since I've been in my new apartment with my boyfriend, and I already caught him cheating. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
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Top comments
gobiteme2 34
Should get tested for STD'S. Seriously think about the marriage, do you want to put up with this.
mekiswrite 21
It's not too late to get an anullment...
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Comments (26)
Glowworm56 27
Looking my arse, he was just hooking!
mekiswrite 21
It's not too late to get an anullment...
mitolit 12
Most states only allow annulments when fraud has occurred.
Lobby_Bee 18
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Smart man, he shops around for the best price. I would of just grabbed the nearest one and throw her in the trunk, only to regret it once I find out she died from lack of oxygen in the trunk.
ezrajab 22
I feel people like yourself have no sense of personal value. Why would you intentionally hurt someone you love?
sirrubberduckie 37
If that was supposed to be funny, it didn't work. If it was serious, you really have problems.
gobiteme2 34
Should get tested for STD'S. Seriously think about the marriage, do you want to put up with this.
RichardPencil 32
Two weeks and he’s already bored of sex with you? You need to liven it up, babe!
DJRy 13
And why exactly are you blaming her??
jfsiv 17
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.......
littlefoott69 14
if he looked why was he talking aka attempting to solicit
Spårkles Kat 7
all i have to say is annulment or divorce. of he tries it once he will do it again
SteelSoul5 9
Don't even give him a second chance
Sparx1_1 16
1: Yes, he would have sex with a hooker and probably already has before meeting you and probably since. 2: He was not "just looking", he was trying to find out how you would react, so he knows what he can get away with in the future.
Gwengreen 6
Just looking? Sounds familiar... you should be worried he stole material from Eddie Murphy.