Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Pants on fire
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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savagearmz 6
Disown your daughter
TBelle4Ever 15
KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!
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Comments (238)
misterbufford 1
Look on the bright side, you could've found it in your son's closet.
ChefRonny903 3
Your house is officially cursed FYL OP
Wii624 5
Oh my god. I'm so sorry! My heart goes out to you! D:
tolazy4Aname 4
Atleast you found out she is into girls now and not later
rushfan2112 2
Hack saw time
Dr__Bozo 4
Sounds like Helga from Hey Arnold
twloha94 9
My God...
cool987654321 0
People only pick on Justin Beiber for a reason ill never know. He's not all that bad and it's not a bad thing she likes Justin Beiber. From a fans side, they'll only see people who like Justin Beiber, as well as her.(positive) From the people who don't like Justin Beiber, will only see the bad things. (Negative)
drumrgonewild 2
Kill it with fire and seek medical treatment then seek medical treatment with fire
CeltHound 14
Could be worse! She could be into drugs, whoring herself, joining a cult or hanging out with the wrong crowd. At least she has found a creative outlet!!! It'll pass like other teen phases have.