Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I went early Xmas shopping for my daughter and almost spent my whole paycheck for the week on her, only to have some asshole grab my bag and run off, stealing all her gifts, all in front of a security guard and store employee, who did nothing to help. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, my daughter is too crafty for her own good: she found out I was planning on driving her to her first date to meet a boy, so she let the air out of my car tyres, removed my bike chain, and even stole my bus pass. I taught her well. Well played daughter, well played. FML
Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML
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Top comments
Randee Leigh 4
or maybe they forgot to remove it at the store. happened to me a few time. maybe you shoupdnt assume the worst
mas12806 24
Why were you going through her room??
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Randee Leigh 4
or maybe they forgot to remove it at the store. happened to me a few time. maybe you shoupdnt assume the worst
EmDizzle2007 28
she knows her kid.
tounces7 28
Obviously, she doesn't know her kid if she didn't know she was a thief, assuming she is one.
Zack James 12
I've had them forget the tags on close all the time. I wouldn't recommend trying to get them if yourself though.
ChromaScarlet 12
all that ink that will stain them for trying
alycion 39
You can get the thing to pop them online for next to nothing. When those became easily available, the theft rate at the store my mom worked in shot way up.
ChromaScarlet 12
I have had clothes delivered before that have had the security tags still attached. Believe it or not it does happen.
Beth Baskett 12
Yeah, don't just assume she's a thief. They forget to remove those constantly.
mas12806 24
Why were you going through her room??
EmDizzle2007 28
because she lives there rent free
Casey Gable 4
that doesn't mean she's a thief my stepdaughter had to happen to her after buying clothes for her at the store they forgotten to remove them
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
well time to torment her out of thievery odds are she knows what she did was wrong
lateralligator 12
and you're a snooper
blueknight1st 26
Sounds like you are being pretty negative. Also why are you snooping through her stuff
WeirdUS 30
If they had the security tags on them chances are they weren't shutt off. Even barcodes from other stores can set that shit off. As far as privacy for her kid unless she was going through drawers ect looking for stuff most likely just putting stuff away. It's typical parrent stuff.