Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML
Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML
Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, my roommate wanted me to try out a new bus route home, I knew it might take longer but she really wanted me to try, so I went with her. After waiting for ages at The Exchange bus stop for the last bus home, we missed it, and had to take an Uber. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
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BI4ze 17
Surely that is excuse enough to be given a second chance...
biasedshooter 24
Professors usually are understanding when things like that happen and let you have other exams count for double
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xXCIPHERXx 8
YDI
AnyaS 19
There's a button for that.
BI4ze 17
Surely that is excuse enough to be given a second chance...
slingerslasher 24
Plot twist: professor also wanted to make sweet love to the taxi. He fails OP out of jealousy.
biasedshooter 24
Professors usually are understanding when things like that happen and let you have other exams count for double
Shadowvoid 33
What professors do you have? I had to go to two separate funerals and brought one of the information pamphlets as proof. Not a single day was excused
Kramer1998 20
Humans most likely, my school will give you exemptions on shit like that, like In the case of a kid this year, had to go to spain for his moms funeral missed a week of school, had no makeup work
invadermaythe1st 35
#38 that's a little retarded, he needs to catch up on the work for the tests, so I think that school needs to reevaluate their system. It's also normal to need evidence, in case you're just bunking off.
venomousflower 24
If you explain to the professor what happened, you should be able to make it up
CoGhostRider 31
I wonder if the taxi will have a fiat?
LittleRed79 39
Don't you know that this is actually how minivans are made?
Cassandra2015 21
Those crazy bus drivers . Hopefully your prof. allowed you to write it afterwards .
Octwo 16
I'm more inclined to assume the taxi was at fault, I'm constantly amazed most taxi drivers here still have licenses. But hell, probably different where the OP lives.
i_lik_tomaters 21
I agree taxi drivers are scary drivers
Lone_Wolf_______ 9
explain what happened and maybe he'll give you a second chance
jtfrisch 22
Must be kinky transformers, with the sweet love and all
sureshadow 23
Hopefully they will understand. Sorry OP
VitalDistance 14
Sweet love to a taxi? What type of automobile **** is this.
abNormal62 23
One of them clearly took it up the tailpipe!
VitalDistance 14
You sir have just created gold with your fingers.
JKPwnage 27
Rule 34, man.
VitalDistance 14
Damn son you got me there
Grenith 21
...Transformers. More than meets the eye.