unfortunateMother
Swindon, United Kingdom
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NonBelieber
Bessemer, United States
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
my ears are dying
United States
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
immovingout
Huntington Station, United States
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
husbands addiction
San Francisco, United States
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Peter
United States
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Twilightsux
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
piece of shed
United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Lucille
Pants on fire
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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savagearmz 6
Disown your daughter
TBelle4Ever 15
KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!
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IscoreOnU 19
75- nothing in my bio is a lie. I'm very good at what I do, swimmings essentially my entire life. So if my goal is to be the best at what I'm best at let me have it. No reason to hate. I might not be the best now but 4 years is hella more time for me to get there
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Have you been raising Helga Pataki?
JAB2010 1
I don't think 75 was 'hating' necessarily, 173--just stating how it comes across to others. Usually people who are that good at something are more humble about it. But, good luck in Rio. :) Or since I gather from your profile you're from TX, maybe you meant you'll be swimming the Rio Grande in 2016??
Sansa_Kroma 20
This strangely reminds me of Helga's Arnold shrine from Hey Arnold! Lol x)
LennyComa 39
WOW, what will her punishment be for Satanic worship in your house?
fyl7899 12
This is definitely a true fml! Destroy the contents of the closet op!
Kazenoe 24
Gongrats, your daughter is a normal preteen girl. :) I wouldn't worry about it. I used to daydream about Backstreet boys and still turned out alright.
BenTaz 7
Hey this could be the beginning of one of those crazy stalker murders. Fuel it as much as possible !!!
MysteryGuitarMan 32
You must be so proud!
charliethejujudo 3
Helga Pataki would be proud :)