Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Scavengers
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
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graciedacie 0
Why do they deserve it? Whaaaaat? (Speaking to those who hit YDI, of course.) Dang kids! ;)
darkpath 0
she deserves it for not checking her pockets. and only fyl if you were the one who bought it for her which i'm assuming.
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graciedacie 0
Why do they deserve it? Whaaaaat? (Speaking to those who hit YDI, of course.) Dang kids! ;)
Intoxicunt 6
Well, if the mom found it, then she must have been doing laundry. And I doubt the kid could have done her own laundry and taken the clothes out WITHOUT seeing it in there. So, the mom must do the kid's laundry. Which means it's mostly the mom's fault (although the kid should take the damn initiative to at least check their own pockets).
callmecourtney 3
I disagree. I frequently have to move my brother's laundry and my parents' from the washer, to the dryer so I can make use of the washing machine.
TheLetterZero 7
False. If the daughter left it in her pockets before the wash, it is entirely her fault. Parents cannot be expected to check the pockets of every clothing that goes in the wash. She left it in her pockets, so she takes the blame.
SillyPoop 0
Always Check Pockets I have learned the hard way a lot! Phones, lipstick, chapsticks...but damn kids these days are not thankful for crap!
alexFYL 11
Damn straight. I only check my own pockets before doing the laundry. It's not my fault if my BF decides to leave his new phone in his pants, or an important work paper, etc. If those items were truly important to him, he would remove them and place them in a safe location before throwing his clothes in the laundry hamper. It is pretty cool when I find change in the washer though. Score! $1.10. That's my payment for doing his laundry.
Grndslmhttr3 0
I never understood why every ******* FML is formatted. Like this. Just combine the two because it's extremely annoying.
beccartist 1
it's for suspense. although it is annoying when they. do. it. too. much, this one is fine.
NerdsLikeNinjas 0
How are kids ungrateful, I am almost positive that she left it in there on accident.
how_to_implode 17
I do my own laundry all the time, and I do sometimes forget stuff in my pockets (though never something so valuable).
Countryboy1996 18
Most of the kids on here don't have children of their own, so they don't understand, I reckon.
W76 0
Your daughter deserves it (if she put it in)
humorizer 14
Her daughter said she deserves it?
mochapanda 0
Unless she payed for it and the daughter didn't....
Metallica139 0
This is more of a FHL
ownedurmom 1
Not if OP pays for it!!
aik 14
not really the mother had to pay for it.
ellawea 0
happened to my once. but is was MY iPhone. sorry dude.
GCali4 0
oooommmgggg that freaking SUCKS!!!x24754778
8trickster8 0
omgggg u r soooooo rite!!
writergirl23 19
Imagine if it was the iPad ... But then, you can't put an iPad into your pocket and therefore the washing machine.
darkpath 0
she deserves it for not checking her pockets. and only fyl if you were the one who bought it for her which i'm assuming.
RedLoocee 0
(Assuming you bought the iPod touch and) For having kids who don't have the foresight to empty their own pockets.. FYL
iankennedy17 0
she obviously didn't want it that bad, unless her mom took her pants with it in it from her room to wash without asking her. my mom does it all the time even though I tell her not to. my flash drive got washed once because of it.
Bud_fml 16
Try returning it; some places can be rly nice about that sorta thing Of course, that's only if you still have the receipt and packaging it came in :|
Ribenalion 2
We got a nano replaced on the home insurance. However if you washed with non-biological washing powder you should be okay if you leave it to fully dry.