unfortunateMother
Swindon, United Kingdom
Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NonBelieber
Bessemer, United States
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
my ears are dying
United States
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
immovingout
Huntington Station, United States
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
husbands addiction
San Francisco, United States
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Peter
United States
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Twilightsux
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
piece of shed
United States
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Lucille
Pants on fire
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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savagearmz 6
Disown your daughter
TBelle4Ever 15
KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!
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thefailgurl96 11
I thought you said "I found Justin bieber in my daughters closet. FML."
kakarot2 11
But... That would imply that Justin beiber is lesbian!! Can you imagine?
beccaishereyay 11
30- that was kind of uncalled for. He didn't do anything to you. And his comment was pretty valid.
TheCerealKiller 24
If I were you, I would burn it. And teach her about good music. That or travel back in time and get an abortion.
gracehi 33
Mentioning abortion is one of those things that just kills a joke...
jaredofmo 22
I am sure this is going to be a difficult time for you and your daughter, but help is available. There will be dark days before you see light at the end of the tunnel, but if you stand firm and truly show your daughter you care, she can break this horrible obsession. Or just wait a few years. He's due for a downward spiral soon. Then no one will care anymore.
GAUZE 5
I was going to say there are worse things you can find but no, that is the worst.
gmc_blossom 21
Well, One Direction. That's worse.
GAUZE 5
Touché~
raraisbang 12
Ew one direction is crap.
Tamz13 2
Or she could have found a tattoo of Justin Bieber on her daughter. Eww. I think I need brain bleach for just having that thought
XxskyelovexX 13
Oh god. She needs help. If you're going to worship someone and make a shrine, NEVER let it be Justin Bieber. Thats just wrong and awful on so many levels. Choose someone better. If I were to worship anyone it would be Danny Worsnop. I doubt any of you guys will know who that is haha. He is at least better then Justin Bieber
BlakeSaysRawr 7
*raises hand* I KNOW WHO HE IS. And you're officially my favourite person on FML. o3o
gmc_blossom 21
The person I would worship would be Adam Levine. (;
Laurenlou 24
What I want to know is why any human would worship any other human. They are also human and are just people like everyone else. It's silly. Unless you guys are using the term "worship" loosely. If so, then I recant!
XxskyelovexX 13
79- We aren't saying we do worship people, we are saying if we were to be crazy we would worship these amazing people. I don't worship Danny Worsnop but if I were to ever go mentally insane (well more insane then I already am) I would worship him because he is awesome.
FMLTuna 6
It's normal for young girls to have a crush on a hollywood star. Don't let it faze you OP; continue showing your daughter love and support as I'm sure you always do. This, like all trivial matters, will pass with time.
outoftown 27
Unless she's lighting candles in the closet. Then add fire safety to the talk. And take away her matches/lighter.
marlboro_man93 0
I will never see my generation the same again..
gallopinghorses 3
Lol! Best FML EVER!
giggitygoo12 7
Kill Her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!