Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Pants on fire
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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savagearmz 6
Disown your daughter
TBelle4Ever 15
KILL IT! Kill it with fire!!!!
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Comments (238)
IscoreOnU 19
Typical teenage girl 2k12 (not all) just too many
Miss_Attitude96 24
My faith and hope for future generations is gone now.
gc327072 31
Here we go again with all the no hopers. There's always somebody that a great deal of girls love and a great deal of guys hate. In my parents' day, it was ABBA, when I was little it was Erin Carter (might be wrong on that, I think that was his name...) and now there's JB and 1D. So chill.
eggmarie 25
Justin Bieber = Aaron Carter of the 90's Miley Cyrus = Britney Spears Backstreet Boys = One Direction Never ending cycle.
walmartpaysme 15
Are you talking about Aaron Carter? He wasn't really that big. He was just famous because his brother was a Backstreet Boy.
eggmarie 25
He was pretty famous with the younger crowd. I was in love with him when I was 8 haha.
TheMathMajor 26
Yeah, I definitely remember my older sister and her friends fawning over Aaron like tweens do over Beiber now. I don't think he got as big as JB, but still. It's always the same, no reason to get so worked up.
kinglambton 0
Bad parenting.
sharksfan48 13
Burn it down. All of it. Then send your daughter to a military academy.
frokeyman92 9
Kids these days have such horrible taste in music.
linkinpark98 24
Not all of us. I enjoy Nirvana, Metallica, Sublime, and much more! :D
jazzybaby179 22
I'm proud of you :'}
Zedd_fml 8
Why you no add Queen?
OhMinty 5
Maybe she doesn't like queen.
nevereyes 31
Us goths have great taste in music! The cure, sisters of mercy ex. Now those are amazing bands.
gc327072 31
Classic rock FTW! I got a new stylus for my dad's old record player and now I jam out. Led Zeppelin, The Stones, etc.
mpalmiter 0
#33, I just shed a proud tear
XxskyelovexX 13
60- I sing Bohemian Rhapsody all the time. I don't care who stares at school haha. That song is amazing
jazzybaby179 22
Me?:0
pop7467 7
God help your daughter lol
linkinpark98 24
There's "enjoys", and then there's "obsessed". Your daughter may have some problems.
trqskq 14
Least you didn't find a half naked boy in there.
jem970 19
What planet are you from? This is waaaaay worse my friend... Way worse.... This poor child may need to be put in therapy
trqskq 14
I was just trying to take their mind off the fact that their daughter is showing stalker-like tendencies towards a prepubescent pop singer with absolutely no talent.
jamethy 9
I think I'd rather find a naked boy in there tbh
kroekdog 7
The problem, it seems, is in the parenting. I would NEVER allow my children listen to that rubbish. Just Slayer, Metallica, Pantera, and Megadeth for them.
supportcommand 17
I agree. Put on ...and justice for all and make her listen from start to finish. And then rust in peace. If that doesn't do it then it's time to kick her out.
hopsinlove17 26
30- I feel like you're trying to start an unnecessary fight...O.O