Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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Top comments
syki 22
I know it was an accident in OP's case, but we as a society should really agree on this as the standard punishment for anyone sending unsolicited dick pics.
WCARlover 35
Probably the only hands that have been on it in a while huh OP? Haha I'm sorry I had to. But really I hope your face wasn't in the picture so people don't know it's you.
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syki 22
I know it was an accident in OP's case, but we as a society should really agree on this as the standard punishment for anyone sending unsolicited dick pics.
tessisue 12
As a girl on the internet I had to see too many dicks. It all got better once I decided to save every pic and send another one back. Stops the senders erection immediatly.
RinoaHeartilly 36
That's fantastic.
UserError94 18
Then even more people get dick pics? This isn't one of those fight fire with fire moments lol
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
It absolutely is a fight fire with fire moment. Except instead of building a firebreak to stop a fire spreading you're building a wall of dick pics.
wheresmymary 22
That's on you
freddygasman 18
well yeah it's on him, it's his penis:).......but yeah it's all you, you screwed the pooch on this one and to deal with it.
wonandonly 11
Well, unless the picture had your face in it, no one would know that it's your penis. So don't take it too seriously.
Sandsh8rk 36
Getting a picture of your junk shared amongst everyone is something to take seriously, regardless of context.
HoboMeth 36
Dick Move
WCARlover 35
Probably the only hands that have been on it in a while huh OP? Haha I'm sorry I had to. But really I hope your face wasn't in the picture so people don't know it's you.
phantomxbg 17
You deserve it, I would say pick better grinds, but that's something my friends would do
Tomryan279 10
Well it's alway good to look classy no matter what part of the body it is
sutima 23
Awesome.
catsbeforeyou 19
That's classy of your friend to give it a nice disguise
taylor9140 21
dude that's why we can't have nice things