smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Noname
France
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.
stevenmx86 8
Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?
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Comments (108)
ilovemyjb13 1
Beauty is pain my friend.....beauty is pain
creedaddict 9
Ew
Tez122 6
lmao check for grimlins
bubo_fml 11
braids are currently out of fashion...
DairyQueen13 0
That's better then having hairy moles.
Skaw_fml 8
Wow, your life should be a living hell,right?
FunwithBumperCar 0
You think you got that job at the circus for your looks? Now get back to work Olga, the bearded lady show won't work itself!
amanda_d95 9
With manly nose hair
Bulzye 2
You shouldn't've snorted Chewbacca.
MEXIKANO 0
Some women have mostachios