Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.
stevenmx86 8
Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?
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Comments (108)
sherivengeance 3
Yeah, its not unfortunate, body hair is rather common!
joeinthedark 18
Every'body' has it! lol
SkoomaKi 28
Anything to keep in tip-top shape. It's completely normal, a little trim cant hurt :)
angeluv_2014 22
Dumbass, everyone gets nose hair. Just, either pluck it or trim it. Just about every woman has to do it. I started when I was fifteen. Just one more thing to add to the woman's list of body upkeep. :
Epickitty58 29
Just go buy one and say that your boyfriend asked you to buy him one if you get questioned.
summer4me 25
There's no shame in getting a nose hair trimmer. I'm an 18 year old girl who's had one for a little over a year now. If you need, just get it.
tana95 7
What's wrong with having a nose trimmer