smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Noname
France
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.
stevenmx86 8
Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?
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Comments (108)
fthislyfe 22
Well you are a "special" woman
NoNotTheFace 8
Don't feel to bad, it still better than hair nipples. I saw a chick once who had Afro like nip hair. That shit was freaky. She named them Jackson 2.
Insane_Tea 15
Meh. It happens to everyone eventually.
kaceemae 7
Everyone has nose hairs and most adults I know trim them
AmazingLadyy13 0
Everyone has at least one shitty gene. :(
wackynspunky 6
You can get your nose hair waxed!!!
BlAzEtHiS 0
What does being a woman have to do with trimming nose hair? Everyone has nose hair. It helps your body to filter the air you breath through your sinus.
boredfishing 0
Nose hair happens. Now if you got back hair... That is a different story
Alyta 0
It is not FML! just buy it and nothing happens
ScarletBloom 14
It is still better than cheeks hair. I have a friend who has it.