Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
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Top comments
JustinThunder 8
Get a security system?
omfg_creepers 8
Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men can easily solve the problem
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Comments (144)
JustinThunder 8
Get a security system?
enonymous 9
Put up another sign.. Security System not needed land and trip mines set, m16 loaded.
Jovecove 13
Time to Molotov those *******.
FYLDeep 26
Remember, as long as you put up a sign warning robbers of whatever dangers are ahead, most things are legal.
fanceh 10
Put a sign up saying, "rape the neighbor's daughter. she's hot!"
dre_bro11 12
20... And she doesn't put up a struggle.
fanceh 10
^ but if she does, just chop her boobs off. no biggy.
fthislyfe 22
Raping someone with no boobs is no fun
6joe9 0
Just set up some claymores and mines around your house next time That'll work !
Stalkers 0
Real claymores are not tripwire like in call of duty. They are more like c4. They need a trigger.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Claymore mines have a tripwire system (laser or wire[wikipedia]) that activates the detonator. Only plastic explosives (C-4, semtex) need a remote detonator (timed, or manual,). The more you know...
_Oblivion_ 12
34 a tripwire is a trigger, so are lasers.
LordGoober 13
34, they have a wire that you run to an anchor point and when something disrupts the wire it pulls a pin causing the primary explosion to ignite the secondary explosion causing roughly 700 ball bearings to fly out at the target.
That0therguy 4
My Dogs and my shotgun are my security system.
That0therguy 4
Dud shun fung digturr pontue. - That's similar to something you just said.
_Oblivion_ 12
58 nailed it
beansprouts 6
Does.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Why is "they" in all caps? Shouldn't "don't" be the one in caps? Ppl don't get all crazy on me, I'm just saying...
goebsy 8
Rob thy neighbor...isn't that how it goes?
sirwinnicky 0
Beauty of an idea lol
tjv3 10
well either burn down their house or buy a bunch of termites and cover their house with them
FrostHeart 36
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Stalkers 0
54- wikipedia is not a good source. If you check it now, it only says shit.
whcwtexan 0
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Ydi for not having a security system and for living next to assholes lol
cowsgomooatyou 8
It's pretty common not to have a security system but you were right on the ass holes part.
evedallas 2
Your an ass
DjeePee 25
So I - who don't have a security system, just like the majority of people - deserve it to be robbed?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, it's safe to say that this guy was spoiled for all his life...
WordSmyth 2
35 yes. We'll be by later; would you mind leaving a window or two open. Breaking the door is too much effort. ;)
whcwtexan 0
Joking people, damn. 37, you are an idiot.
THE_A_TEEN 28
...And how am I an idiot, holier than thou?
HumanWiki 8
Attorney.
slushpup9696 12
Noun.
xmayne 0
Burglary
Palirose 22
Idiots. Oh wait that's a adjective. Right? *sigh* a couple years out of high school and already I forgot all I learned.
SadinSherman 16
Police
HideouslyHuman 10
Authority
ScaughtieHolden 11
Feces
DisappearingRose 18
Sex
teentee401 37
Idiot is a noun...
wooni0104 2
Throw used condoms on their lawn.
shorty1911 0
Because that'll solve all your problems...
uffiewuffie 0
Oh 47 don't be all goody goody
FrostHeart 36
Join the West Side only to find all your stuff there...
zachherbert 10
Used condoms already placed in college drinking fountains.
Missy5683 0
that wouldn't solve anything but It sure would be funny (:
omfg_creepers 8
Whacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men can easily solve the problem
iBanana 17
I'd put it on their roof.
aqueous_love 0
I was attacked by one once... Or maybe that was just a dream. Or a nightmare. Idk.
cupcakesnpot 9
You sir, are awesome..
Zareen 0
Got a security system yet?
stroudie94 9
Break the sign and throw it thru Their window!
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Yeah that sign is really going to destroy the window....
cupcakesnpot 9
Get them back by putting a sign on your lawn that says "watermelon the neighbors house they don't have insurance!!"
zm0nster 2
nice :)
doctor_awesome 8
New sign; "For Sale. My neighbors are dicks so if you like getting ******, this is the house for you."
shorty1911 0
Because everyone wants to live next to assholes
That0therguy 4
You might just as well put up a sign saying "I'm an idiot" right next to it, 8.
babyschmoo 13
There's a guy who put up a sign about his neighbor taking pics and video of his wife and daughter and him being a perv. it's funny because it's true and the neighbor has taken roughly 30 signs down in the past four months
monzach 5
Cool story bro
darkmis1 18
Find out the pass code to their system, and post that on a sign on your lawn.
bamagrl410 31
Hahahaha definitely the best response I've seen.
steadycreepin 5
That's ****** up