Noname
France
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Naked_Mango
Kansas City, United States
This was a bad idea
Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Mitcha857
United States
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
linzi1771
Vancouver, Canada
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Top comments
Loboguy 0
I'm a guy, so no comment about having stomach hair .. but we're all mammals aren't we? F*** this sexist world for making girls everywhere think their beautiful natural bodies are unnatural. Never ever met a girl I haven't found attractive in some way or other.
olypicgold 0
a little faint hair is kinda cute. as long as its not like a ******* forest
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olypicgold 0
a little faint hair is kinda cute. as long as its not like a ******* forest
LOL_UrLifeSucks 0
2- lol agreed
Curcolio_fml 0
3 pages, and it's the 12th FML that is directly translated from VDM (the french website FML is derivated from...). FTL
JNY007 0
@6- I have both.
asunnyday 0
you and me both. except i just pluck em.
greekgal44 14
i shave 'em
farrito102993 9
I pluck mine, too! Everyone around here thinks I'm crazy and that it hurts- it doesn't at all!
flyfallfadeaway 0
its normal. especially if youre not completely done with puberty.
dumbdumb 0
i hear ya. I wax.
mustache321 0
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mustache321 0
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eww
Apocalyptus 0
That's pretty normal, for a human being...
Loboguy 0
I'm a guy, so no comment about having stomach hair .. but we're all mammals aren't we? F*** this sexist world for making girls everywhere think their beautiful natural bodies are unnatural. Never ever met a girl I haven't found attractive in some way or other.
RedCarpetGrave 0
That's a good way to be. I salute you, sir.
Madame_Javert 4
That's really a great way to be, like #19 said. You have just restored my faith in the male gender, #14. :)
blo0_starZz 0
aaw <3 i think my faith in men was rrborm o.e
NewSlang 0
I agree with all the repliers to your comment, sir. Thank you for respecting that. :-)
YummiGummi 0
awww :)
armydaughtr 0
wow that is amazing, Thanx for letting me know not all men are jerks<3
CherryBombb 0
Oh my gosh, I wish every guy thought the way you do. (:
realportlandian 2
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skiper6 2
As a guy, I totally agree. No one is perfect. All of this is normal, even when things can seem crazy. Just remember that life can go on.