smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Noname
France
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.
stevenmx86 8
Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?
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Comments (108)
badandevil 0
The only reason you should do that is that you litteraly cant breath out of ur nose or its actually popping out ur nose.
griffins33 4
So? Some women are just like that.
Fruit_Dealer 9
You should be in marketing
trellz17 19
So how is this an FML? doesn't almost everyone have nose hairs?
Roevera 14
So? Maybe if you were talking about a mustache or a beard.
loserman67 36
That's not such a horrible thing - try being a guy...between ball hair, ass crack hair, back hair, nose hair, ear hair I sometimes feel like a ******* rain forest. I'm constantly cutting and clearing - IT SUCKS!
somerandomdude19 2
Preach it brothaa!!! I dont like all this hair.. I just want it on my head :p
mistersheezy 7
Either you need it or not, there is no considering involved.
Ironripster 0
ah grow it out and braid it
False_Stupidity 42
Because of your comment, I just had the horrid mental image of some chick with dreadlocks coming out her nose... And it won't go away!!
malignantmegan 3
And put beads in it
sicnesses 6
We all need to face that moment. You are not alone
cbdee 8
Don't "consider" buying one, if u see hairs sticking out of ur nose Buy a trimmer & cut them!
Stalkers 0
Or just grab as much as you can by pinching you nose hair and then yank it out.