Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent 30 minutes fixing my hair to perfection, only to step outside and have it immediately ruined by a freak gust of rain and wind. The only thing I accomplished was looking like a disheveled bird's nest for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
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lilikawaii 6
You're not supposed to shower right after a perm. :( that sucks!
gertie630 0
no, with perms, you can't get it wet for at least 24 hours else it will fall.
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Comments (179)
LaitsGo 0
haha!
StopB1tchingYDI 0
wow this is fake wouldn't he c u or u c him
generalcheif123 0
sux
illmatic2 16
3- Maybe he did see her and decided to be mean.
w12345 2
perm?
BabyDacey 0
awwh that sucks for your hair
rosemary1990 0
I've gotten perms and nothing happens to it with rain. just take a shower you'll be fine :P
iSitt 0
when your smartphone gets wet power it off immediately. dry it then wrap in paper then store in uncooked rice for 48 hours. or else it will short circuit and you will have to pay hundreds for a new unsubed phone.
StopB1tchingYDI 0
this is fake there's no way they didn't c each other
dangitsalex 2
How could she possibly deserve this?
Xx_jESSii 3
Who cares about the perm you could always get another one, on the other hand i hope your phone is okay :) there to expensive to replace.
nitaaxboo 0
rice ?? what does that do
White_Fury 0
46 it absorbs moisture. Are you trying to get a Bf on fml?
seanders 10
I like when fml wasn't a jailbait picture server...
skid1996 0
#11 a perm is when u get ur hair curly like an Afro... it has to be done with like special wax and shit.
PurpleLlamas 0
24 he couldve seen her but was mean. or he didnt even look. dumbass
PurpleLlamas 0
71-umm no you dont get an afro you just get your hair really curly.
duke_nukem_25299 0
perm or sperm
Intoxicunt 6
#71, you're totally wrong. Depending on the size of the curlers, it might even just be loose waves. That's what my mom got. Anything from tight curls to loose wave. All it is is a chemical that makes your hair stay in the position it was in when you got it, whatever that is. It's not wax. It's a liquid chemical. I've given and received perms many times. It also makes hair hold for longer if you straighten it, curl it, whatever.
RileyFerrari 0
YDI for having a perm.
SilenNex 0
ydi for being a shallow dumb bitch, man up and walk in the rain
amazingjane 0
# 83, I must say I kinda agree w/ u! how 1987 of u to have a perm. unless u are blk and u use them to straighten ur hair.
CoolAsian 0
81-don't you have a life? your always correcting ppl and making a paragraph about how wrong they are, you FAIL.
Intoxicunt 6
HA! HAHAHAH! OH GOD. The hypocrisy! This is what, the 6th comment you've made talking about what comments I make? You're obviously on here as much as I am to see my comments and determine a pattern. And talk about having no life!!! You've attacked me MULTIPLE TIMES. It's hilarious how hypocritical your post is. You have nothing better to do than follow me, metaphorically, and rant and rave about my comments. My god, it's like I'm a celebrity!
Geiko_fml 0
Children, children, please no fighting.
lazytown 0
Seriously, YDI for a perm. Yuck.
ibkillen 0
babydacey u r super cute!
Mrs_Mcgee 0
perm. is short for permanant waving. not the same as a relaxer #88. just so ya know. ;)
Intoxicunt 6
Lol. No worries, I don't take online stuff to heart. :)
FFML_314 12
Lol, coolasain you are so incredibly annoying. Intoxicunt, I enjoy your "rants." If you were just another moron, with no valid point in your arguement, I would find you annoying. Keep em' coming.
newnew8 0
I'd be pissed and make that guy pay for a new perm and phone
PokemonTyrant 0
CoolAsian isn't trying to Fly #101 ftw?? He's falling with style...
Intoxicunt 6
Thank you, FFML. It's nice to be appreciated. I've been told by a lot of people I entertain them, so that means I've touched people's lives! :D
chibikari 0
Go intoxicunt!!
KiddNYC1O 22
I for one, actually like ****.
FFML_314 12
Lol, I relate to a lot of things that you're saying! Hey people can call us bitches but, at least we're not mindless robots. People need to learn to not be followers and just have their own voice! Thanks goodguys.
Intoxicunt 6
*blush* :) Exactly! I might insult users on here and be very stubborn, but if you really read what I'm saying, I usually have a good point. And from what I've read so far, you do too. I hope to see more of your comments. :) But now, bedtime!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Pfft, Intoxicunt is okay I guess. -.0
FFML_314 12
Exactly. Thank you. Raleigh-Lol, hush. This is a discussion between woman. ;]
Raleigh_bruh 7
"Woman" implies there's only one of you talking. So, are you talking to yourself there kiddo? ;)
FFML_314 12
DAMN! *women. Lol, in all actuality though, she went to bed so therefor, I am talking to myself. Kiddo? Right. :P
LoganBballin16 0
#118 I was with you and what you were say intill you said and u have good points. it's a rough quoit but still when people give themselves credit like that's when I start losing respect for people. and I no your going to say I don't care about what people on the Internet or whatever but I was just letting you know for the future. :)
FFML_314 12
125-*until, *you, *quote, *know, *saying and *you're. I'm not even going to go into all of the other mistakes. Bring on the grammar nazi hatin trolls. ;] More people should be proud of themselves. If you're not then why should anyone else be? There's nothing wrong with being confident.
AlterFukiinRoccz 0
snoop dogg gets perms XD lol but yee.. yall write too much ^ ^ ^ justt STFU :O hahahaha
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Not the perm! D:
sosoinlove09 0
no, perms are actually different for different people. it makes curly hair straight and straight hair curly
Stevefett 0
YDI for being stuck in the seventies or eighties. Wait!!! Is this FML from the seventies or eighties? Who gets a damn perm?!?!?
green_eyes124 0
hey Anna : p I'm so with you about being proud of yourself. bugs me when people aren't confident about themselves, but, then again I guess there's always the person that is too proud... eh, can't make everyone happy lol
FFML_314 12
Very true Green eyes. :]
JohnGraveline 0
perm. haha.
sabatical 0
intoxicunt you are my hero :)
honestlove11 0
you're like 12.
dels13 0
you deserve it for getting a perm lol
green_eyes124 0
Anna it's Lauren.. : p
Equinox7 0
you guys should be thanking asians for prepairing meals out of rice
Equinox7 0
**** off racist prick he is a cool Asian cause all of us Asians are cool
bwfc83 0
You deserve it for having a perm. What's next week? A mullet?
puggfuggly 0
lol 92s name is an oxymoron
serbodude 0
babydacey- it looks like someone drew you in that picture. still cute tho ;) you remind me of tila tequila
Liekzomghai 2
lol YDI for getting a perm
BridgeMix 0
what's comment moderated mean?
Kartor 6
Who gets a perm nowadays? ydi
eazyeeze 0
What a dumbass! Forecast said it was going to rain and you still got your hair did? YDI for being ignorant to Mother Nature
pop_a_squat 2
To clear up the confusion, the OP is black, and what a perm does to black hair is straighten it. The problem is, the second you get it wet, it returns to it's afroish state. If you get a perm in an African American hair salon, it can be pretty expensive (or so I think, that's what my black friends say, but my mom always just does mine lol).
meghaan0 0
15; your wicked prettty:)
irockfendergirl 0
88- obviously you have no clue about perms. First off, perms aren't always super curly, so it doesn't make them so "1987" or whatever. Peach rods can give just a mild wave in the hair. Second- relaxers are used to straighten hair, perm solution isn't very successful in straightening hair. I've been a hairstylist for 10 yrs. So do a little research next time, will ya?
lilmisslovely13 15
Where does it say anything at all about a phone?? I'm so confused!
littlexedo 6
damn that sucks!
nitaaxboo 0
dang that's all bad
tanmal94 0
aweee :(
teffyweffy 6
so its a perm. it will stay
Jonsey92 0
5- ur hot :)
illmatic2 16
Is perm short for permanent?
teffyweffy 6
yea it is
gertie630 0
no, with perms, you can't get it wet for at least 24 hours else it will fall.
teffyweffy 6
My friend used to shower the same day she would get her perm and it always stayed. Unless she got a cheep one. So an expesive one should especially be able to survive that incident
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
the perm wouldn't stay if the person was African American. perms work on White people different than blacks.
teffyweffy 6
And why would you assume my friend was white? She was actually African American.
Mauskau 36
43 can I have your hair kthx
greatvoyage53 0
your sexy
Mrs_Mcgee 0
again I say, for u ladies, perm is permanant waving. the "perm" ur talkin about is called a relaxer, which u can get wet right after without consequence. opposite with perms.
oarisimo 4
43 you're a moron! when a black person gets a relaxer it does not "go away" if she gets her hair wet the same day! it breaks the bonds of the hair making it PERMANENTLY straight.
Virus963 5
Wouldn't you have said something to let him know you were under it? Plus, why would he shake it?
akagron 0
He shook it to dump the rain off, because it would have collapsed. Or he was just feeling mean.
lilikawaii 6
You're not supposed to shower right after a perm. :( that sucks!
kroms001_fml 0
12 looks... 12
pop_a_squat 2
And you look... creepy.
klimpomppp 9
141 looks awesome and 12 looks younger than 12...10?
dapheronixx3 3
Wouldn't he have said anything to u before shaking it ?
gertie630 0
YDI for getting a perm. How 80s in the very worst way.
nener10 0
agree
Geiko_fml 0
Mmmmm. Yeah, that rain was pretty bad too. Tons of it all.
MetalmaidenDeth 0
you kinda look like david effelson in this picture...
modelshark 0
what the hell is up with u # 12. 13 ur beautiful whats a perm.