smsmall
United States
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Beardedlady
Madison, United States
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Noname
France
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.
stevenmx86 8
Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?
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Comments (108)
SmittyJA24 26
Big deal. Nobody -- and I mean NOBODY -- should know about your personal grooming dilemmas. Even your immediate family members. Lock the frikkin bathroom door behind you when you start up that weed-wacker. Maybe the clipper can do double duty with other private spots that may need a "trim". (Pun intended)
hannahcorrine 0
Everyone has nose hairs...don't be embarrassed.
professorxfm 7
Waxing the nose is a service now done at many salons. I did it and LOVE the results. Lasts up to6 weeks or so.
BAKER196 0
Wa there even a need to tell us?
4ugu4 7
No no, ur a woMAN.
lollygagger7 1
is that really worse than the mustache wax you're going to need in a few years? perspective.
Jujubilee 1
Don't be ashamed; at least you care enough to do something unlike other people!
xX_Skye_Xx 0
WoMAN. (;
carlylovesitaly 0
that's alright
Ilona_001 2
It's like cilia, so it's not helpful to your health if you trim it.