Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
By any means necessary
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
Do whatcha gotta do. Better than being mistaken for Chewbacca.
stevenmx86 8
Everybody has nose hair.. Who cares what your gender is?
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Comments (108)
0gypsy0soul0 13
Unless it's coming out, you shouldnt worry about it. Who is seriously looking up yer nose?
Joey44 15
If you have excessive body hair, then yeah, that can indicate some sort of hormone problem - especially in a woman, it could indicate PCOS. So if you generally have a lot of hair on your face, arms, back etc. then you might want to see a doctor because conditions like that can have other, more serious implications than just making you hairy, such as fertility problems. If, however, the hair is only in your nose, just pluck it out and move on. Seriously, there's more important stuff in life than this.
mikeeg 0
So get one...
mikeeg 0
So get one...
mikeeg 0
Watch me get like thirty thumbs down because It posted twice.. ^^^
sprattr 0
The first step to anything is admitting the truth..
biggee531 7
Just use nailclippers, multipurpose winning!
mikeeg 0
How do you fit nail clippers in your nose...?
malignantmegan 3
#52 I planned on getting that tattoo xD
ss_fml 7
At least you're not one of the people walking around with it always sticking out. So distracting...
structuredchaoz 4
Don't stress so much. If you need it you need it. At least you aren't having to have a huge mole lazered off your face.
babyzann 0
What's wrong with a woman having nose hair?
Calyx_fml 22
Get an electric one. With the lid on they double as a decent vibrator.