Today, I got so anxious while trying to fight the ticket I got earlier this month that I passed out in front of the judge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I just about managed to convince the judge to overlook my client's emotional outbursts in the courtroom, promising that he'd be on his best behavior from now on. An hour later, he screamed "FUCK YOU!" at the judge for telling him to quiet down. I hate my job. FML
Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML
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Top comments
pjsr 33
I'm guessing you have a faint chance of winning.
peeta0330 18
I guess you should see a doctor about having anxiety issues.
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Comments (20)
Lalala579121 28
Edit: Whoops wrong FML.
AbeFrohman 10
It happens. Hope you're okay - and maybe you at least caught a break on your ticket?
freddygasman 18
and not on your head when you fell.
peeta0330 18
I guess you should see a doctor about having anxiety issues.
pjsr 33
I'm guessing you have a faint chance of winning.
Hefri123 19
Well...did you win?
crudeandrudeguy 29
If crying and cleavage doesn't work on the cop what makes you think fainting will work on the judge? Lol
wanted_2_want 40
"... and tour Honor, to further explain why I don't deserve this ticket let me reenact the facts of the matter..." ...OP passes out... Judge: "you don't have to be so realistic.. But I see your point. You needed to be arrested".
worldclassrager 41
Stress can be a big downfall...hope all else doesn't come crashing down around you...
AlexOrban 17
I guess you didn't pass-out the ticket
ThunderLightTSV 31
That was depressing.
flyerpretender 3
You might be able to plead "anxiety"....... :p