Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Where did you get that dumb idea? Lots of groupies are all about the bass, no treble.
sunnyray812 42
If his band is popular in the area, you'll have to expect that this will happen a lot. Is this something you're willing to tolerate? If not, then this guy isn't for you.
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Comments (13)
sunnyray812 42
If his band is popular in the area, you'll have to expect that this will happen a lot. Is this something you're willing to tolerate? If not, then this guy isn't for you.
interesting33 37
wait that's a thing?? that is ridiculous!
sunnyray812 42
Well, the more popular and likeable he is, the more competition she will have.
RichardPencil 32
Where did you get that dumb idea? Lots of groupies are all about the bass, no treble.
whiskey'swino 15
What kinda of band is this?!
tounces7 28
I wouldn't worry about the groupies so much as the girlfriends he has in all the other cities he tours at.
Takegami 22
It is a metal band?
GamerChickxoxo 16
how do you know your not just another "groupie"?
BurnInDemonFire 39
These chicks don't even care my boy's in the band, and they're up on me 'cos we wanna hold hands. This ******* blows, they know that he is my man, and that he's the bassist of this really cool band.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
did you knock the hoe out
Firestar268 25
Today is the day I learn what a groupie is lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
No, it's not.