Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I made a trip that would usually takes three hours, but took over five thanks to holiday traffic, to comfort my best friend after another breakup with her horrible boyfriend. We'd planned to go and watch the fireworks; instead she completely ghosted me in this strange town so she and him could "work things out." FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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theman34 0
**** no that bitch did not say that
Namenlos_fml 20
Say no. How nicely you say it and how you go about doing it are up to you, but if you have an ounce of dignity, you won't stay. She doesn't deserve you - not even as a friend.
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Comments (73)
soosha_q 0
Hahaha no she didn't! You probably deserved the breakup, though.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Tell her you want to spend the few days working on being friends with benefits.
taeler95 0
hahahahahahahahah (:
lolfmlfail 0
"SCREW THAT"
Veritas143 0
She's a good enough person to break up with you when she's just liking someone. I know people who go as far as cheating or atleast being 100 percent sure they can get with the other person before they break up. But she is completely selfish making him drive 4 hours to break up with him.. And then if he says no and leaves he would somehow look like the asshole because he didn't "work on being friends". Just leave and be single for awhile..that always helps you in the long run.
crushoftheyear 0
i admit, i got all excited because this is the first Leeds fml i've ever seen.
drewbell 0
well.. did you?
supmofukka 0
oh boy........why does this sound familiar, minus the whole drivin thing.
Flutist 3
What a total bitch. I feel for you Op. But at least she didn't try and kill you, break into your house, or give you a dead puppy. As harsh as that is and as much as it must hurt, at least eight hours is all you wasted on a selfish but more likely sane girlfriend. Hopefully the distance between you will prevent her from drunk driving and doing drugs on your bed. If not, then she might just die in a horrible car accident. =)
Hillbilly_Deluxe 3
oh, come ON 4 hours is nothing im a long haul trucker for God's sakes
Flutist 3
Yea, but do you drive four hours to have your heart broken? You get paid for your job.