Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
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Pipistrello_fml 0
She's probably old. She'll be dead soon. Wait it out.
QuixoticMcGee 0
Don't listen to her.
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Comments (113)
hpfan777 0
that sucks
macncheese007 0
that sucks, fyl for having a mother-in-law like that
Bag3l 0
Monster-in-law anyone?
iSitt 0
this was an episode of startrek ds9
bigbadtim 7
What's the difference between in-laws and out-laws? Out-laws are wanted.
bigbadtim 7
16, which episode of DS9 was that? :D
KingDingALing 9
17- What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? You can't tell a good joke! :p I'm just joking, lol
iSitt 0
when Jadzia Dax marries Worf but his mom refused to allow it.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
lol, mother-in-laws, right? btw it's kinda sad that someone actually can relate star trek to real life. fail.
bigbadtim 7
27-Worf's parents are dead. They died when he was a kid. It was Martok's wife that didn't want the wedding to go on.
LightningLadyy 0
Wow OP, what did you do to deserve that?
Tasanasanta 0
Ahhhhh, inlaws... gotta love 'em :)
atomicwedgie4u 0
she probably thinks she's the only girl for her son.
Zigma_fml 0
ask for a couple thousand bucks.
brianjman14 23
She kinda sounds like those moms that are like "No one is good enough for my baby!!!." I don't know about telling your fiance that your mom said that, because he might not believe you, ask the mom that, then the mother would lie and accuse you of trying to split a mother and her son. Get proof, then bust her. : )
MrPhucked 0
Slap that grandma upside the head
mjcdsjf 0
If you rearrange mother in law it becomes woman Hitler
FreshSalad 1
that's cute
NotYourOrdinary7 6
lol how is that cute?
ZleveL 0
it's adorable!
QuixoticMcGee 0
Don't listen to her.
stuffthename 0
and thats what u get for leaving the kitchen...ydi
rhanana 0
get a sense of humor please, that is way too old to be used anymore and it doesn't even relate to the FML
mona_is_here 10
Stop those sexist jokes, they are not even funny
che13love 0
Tell here to try and see what happen!!!
perdix 31
Oedipus, schmoedipus! Just as long as he loves his Momma!
melissamoshh 0
Ah, Perdix. I can never figure out what your picture means. explaination please? :)
RedPillSucks 33
Its an allusion to the terrorist threat level (or the ozone alert level).
perdix 31
melissa, RPS got it on the first try. It's a take-off on the Terror Threat Level.
justsayfuck 5
HA! I got a much nicer explanation :D
melissamoshh 0
gotcha! thanks
brianjman14 23
54 is the pervy sage!!! :P
purplepillow467 3
hmmm I wonder what she might do ??? :P
oldenuff2party 3
kill her
illmatic2 16
Agreed.
brookeec 0
Lol that sucks!
bart100125 0
wth?