Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I made a trip that would usually takes three hours, but took over five thanks to holiday traffic, to comfort my best friend after another breakup with her horrible boyfriend. We'd planned to go and watch the fireworks; instead she completely ghosted me in this strange town so she and him could "work things out." FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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theman34 0
**** no that bitch did not say that
Namenlos_fml 20
Say no. How nicely you say it and how you go about doing it are up to you, but if you have an ounce of dignity, you won't stay. She doesn't deserve you - not even as a friend.
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Comments (73)
lamusicajunky 0
rub her bed down with fiberglass insulation. she'll remember you always and you'll at least feel better. what a bitch
jdawg29 0
bro u fuckn shulda fuckn been like **** u give me fuckjn gas money u dumba ass fuckn bitch and then i wuldve got my money and pzzd
blegershmeg 0
just be like "ayo bitch get down on ur knees and suck on my dick" and shel b like "ight wha u want me to do, deepthroat, swallow or both"
justjilted 0
I feel OP's pain. My now former girlfriend just started sleeping with her ex and wants to still be friends and calls and emails at all times of the day. Saddest thing is I can't tell her to stop calling because I still love her.
bubo_fml 11
I'd do the mature thing...Show up w/a bunch of screwed up friends, throw a party, drink up all the booze, puke in the house plants, eat up all the food, dirty every dish, shit in the bathtub, wipe my bum on the curtains, piss in the dirty clothes hamper, etc., etc...You know, classy stuff...
shazzieFTW 0
its better than being finished via text the girl has some guts
TJ_Burke 1
Stay the couple days and prove that she'd be better off with you.
LumpLegacy 15
wow. what a **** nugget dude
frackingREEEEEE 4
Well... If you think about it, she was being nice when she wanted to work on being friends