Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I made a trip that would usually takes three hours, but took over five thanks to holiday traffic, to comfort my best friend after another breakup with her horrible boyfriend. We'd planned to go and watch the fireworks; instead she completely ghosted me in this strange town so she and him could "work things out." FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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theman34 0
**** no that bitch did not say that
Namenlos_fml 20
Say no. How nicely you say it and how you go about doing it are up to you, but if you have an ounce of dignity, you won't stay. She doesn't deserve you - not even as a friend.
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Comments (73)
Emill_fml 0
EPIC FAIL!
Emill_fml 0
EPIC FAIL!
dudeitsdanny 10
1. At least she broke up with you. 2. She didnt cheat. 3. She appreciates you enough to want a friendship 4. It was only a year wasted.. On the other hand.. 1. She got your hopes up and then broke up with you. 2. She replaced you. 3. She probably didnt mean it. These ones never do. 4. You wasted a whole year. Choose which one side and plan your revenge accordingly. If you lived there, I'd suggest befriending this guy and **** over her chances. =) No mercy with the appropriate revenge. PS: FYL
kbergeronjr 0
First of all who saids she didn't cheat. If she is willing to look for another boyfriend what about her integerity saids she wouldn't do more than just look. If the girl had any sense at all and truely cared about you she would have broke it off with you over the phone and told she found someone else cause she was tired of feeling lonely. Asking the person you dump to be friends with you is a completely selfish act to ease your own guilt. The only one of my ex's I didn't hate was the one who told me we couldn't be friends after, six months later after we were both in happy relationships we became friends agian because we both had move on. Its been 4 years were still good friends.
Rubiieee88 0
that's just Fu***d up of her!
perdix 31
Recipes for disaster: 1. Long-distance relationships 2. Throwing surprise parties 3. Trying to look cool/sexy Commit this list to memory and do not engage in these activities. It's better to be the snarky commenter on FML than the poor schmuck who lives these disasters and contributes them.
containsnosoy 0
So true!
StaciCarol 2
depends on why you are. >______>
beachycat 0
I hope you left after she told you that.
Newbie21 1
#1
hatemylife6 0
numbeer 1's funnny ;p and did yah stay ?
davidhasmorefun 0
sleep over at her house? I wouldve banged her out and took pictures. she would be an Internet sensation by the time I was done. lol
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
look kid shes testing you. you got a few days to really show her how much you love her waste no time good luck
premiermois 5
What? ... no, it doesn't work like that. o_o