Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
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robc32ca 4
pull over get gas leave her behind
RedPillSucks 33
So what happened in the previous 4 hours?
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Comments (138)
FrannyPackIt 0
that aucks
mfmylifesrsly 30
yeah, that does AUCKS! on a side note, i wonder why she broke up with you....hm....
iSitt 0
you have six hours to win her back
Daileyyy 0
show her Ur penis she will make it up to u.
millionaire93 0
aha, I love it when ppl mis spell things. :)
DocBastard 40
You love it when...uh... *head explodes from the irony*
Timmo_fml 2
Doc - are you American? If so, well bloody done! The first American in history to get irony!
mfmylifesrsly 30
*cleans up Doc's spilled brains*
WishResign 0
53, weak.
docscientist 10
53, much of American comedy is based on irony. Also, it's sad if you base your worldview of others based on your interactions through an online forum.
aardvarkish 17
I'm sure 53 was just being facetious.
shoelaces301 0
33- not unless its the size of justin biebers or smaller (wait, is that possible?)
missvee98324 0
YDI for texting while driving
pr0j3ctsaturn413 1
That would be a good time to let her remember all those times she's been a condescending bitch to you. Don't ya think? :D
stephanie0613 0
And you know the size of Justin Biebers penis because ?.....
Timmo_fml 2
Turns out Americans are easy to wind up as well. Obviously my world view has been shaped just from people's comments on FML - it's not like I ever go out and do things or anything.
pwincessa23 1
I would have kicks her out of the car. "you wanna break up? ok, get out since u no longer have a boyfriend u also no longer have a car ride" unless it was her car.
juilly_fml 3
makes for an awkward 6 hours!
30STMluvva 0
Awkward...
sulitak 27
yeah. I'd work to make it even more awkward. like discuss the decision with her. :)
anonymous100000 17
OP should've just kicked her ass out of the car right there.
memo619 0
fun car ride
hockeygoalie37 0
yup
jiggyjiggz 0
next time buy a plane ticket.
austin1414 3
so he can jump out and kill himself, given the circumstances
StrayXL 0
No No No Then he wouldn't be able to say this. You see that right next to you it's a door now GTFO and enjoy the walk
nollid7 5
#88 you're right, I'd say ok get out and here's your S***!
Alleged_Cranium 7
Sounds like she is quite impulsive. Must break up with you NOW!
robc32ca 4
pull over get gas leave her behind
grumpybarista 0
exactly what I was thinking.
elveer 0
i like this ide
DonULFonso 22
Get gas, send her to the loo... and while she's there, text her "OK" - and let her find out by herself when she gets out that you've taken the hint and gone along alone :D !
krh123 0
lmao yes!
IVANTTOCOME 0
Shit your pants, lock the windows.
Swayzeddddd 0
lol nice exept I would grab her and start kissing her ;D
RedPillSucks 33
So what happened in the previous 4 hours?
beyondbirthdayv 0
they had sex for the first time
jcingram 2
so she was walkin the rest of the way right?
MizzErikaHart 8
no he was
skorpien 1
Depends who's driving.
beeship321 5
She shouldn't be texting and driving
skyttlz 32
No one should.
eyedefineme 0
Get over it.
whatyotalkinbout 0
and yet if the roles were reversed, you'd be calling the boyfriend a douche hypocrite
scotty2hottie48 0
^win
C6Racer 0
double win^
mz_booty 0
triple win^^