Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML
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Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML
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Studious_Gluteus 20
How? Are you a robot with a vice grip? Is his hand okay?
JackWood 21
Perfect timing!
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Comments (4)
Studious_Gluteus 20
How? Are you a robot with a vice grip? Is his hand okay?
JackWood 21
Perfect timing!
MidnaLink 35
Did you grab his wrist somehow?
Gubbon 17
How...? Was his watch in his hand? Why did you even touch his wrist? How can a hand(shake) break a watch?