Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
DrAwesome 6
Wow, the Sims sounds like it can be such a drag sometimes.
Hystical 0
hmm, are you sure she knew you were he boyfriend, or did you just tell all your friends that?
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Comments (55)
Hystical 0
hmm, are you sure she knew you were he boyfriend, or did you just tell all your friends that?
FFML_314 12
Doesn't sound like the right girl. Move on and find someone else.
CloudEnvy 17
Maybe he was. Maybe he asks a girl, get's his answer, and moves on to next girl in sight. Process of random elimination.
fearfulsymmetry 1
That is a fantastic technique. Someone will say yes eventually!
FFML_314 12
Who's your next victim?
CloudEnvy 17
This isn't something I practice myself, y'know.. I was merely throwing it out there.
muldrowe 6
haha
DrAwesome 6
Wow, the Sims sounds like it can be such a drag sometimes.
Renesaga 8
This.
Mehness 0
Double this.
sk89 0
in The Sims you can try again after you have been slapped though lol.
screelov 0
I favourited this.. just cause your comment was epic.
Cinn_fml 23
Stay friends? Well, either you never actually made it obvious you guys were in a relationship, or she thought you were just ****-buddies. It's also possible she (or you misquoting her) just phrased it badly.
DjeePee 25
What kind of relationship was that? While she was in the 'just friends' stadium, you were already in the 'marriage' stadium. Interesting. How did you do that?
MissErikaHart 0
those type of guys r like, weird...I bet the girl feel uncomfortable around op now. I would probably
Ruff_fml 3
Love your nails 38 ^_^
jwlvs 0
Mormonism in a nutshell.
ArianS2 0
At least it's friends with benefit:>
DncrHap 9
holy crap. ouch x a million. but... how on earth did that happen? o.o
jessicaaababy 8
awe i'm sorry, maybe she'll change her mind once she sees that you really really care about her and love her and want to spend the rest of your life with her. don't give up :]
mitchie11 0
Or maybe the OP is a socially awkward, dillusional person who mistakenly thought that this "girlfriend" of his was really his gf (but she never saw things that way) because she gave him attention due to sympathy. There's a million possibilites but your optimism, while appreciated, is not practical. For all you know, the OP could be some stalker, or rather a creeper. In any case, I feel bad for the OP. fyl op
cgyguy 0
I think you need to watch he's just not into you.
jessicaaababy 8
mitchie11 that is very true, but you never know..thank you for complimenting my optimism :]
C6Racer 0
Wow
icrest80 4
^you have nice ****
luis01 0
hey lucky u imagine if she had said yes
questionita11 0
did u hit it yet. maybe that's why she thinks ur just friends