Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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theman34 0
damm WTF
Radi0Waves 0
That kid already has so much more game than me.
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theman34 0
damm WTF
alexis1997 0
i know nasty
ccangel1001 0
disgusting...
DarkPrince_fml 0
xd that's not a WTF statement it's an OWNED statement
killerviral 0
damn u must be realy hot
mylifeblows3232 3
u suck it?
flakes_fml 0
ydi for having boobies
americuzz 8
lol @ 226
David199619 8
Cool kid. I love my girlfriends ****. I get them when I want them.
piiing 0
#3--- you need to clean your dog. there is no reason that his/her eyes should be so dark.
MrUnicorn 3
What a playa.
I_Hug_Cats 26
Kids grow up so fast, don't they.
trevorr_16 25
Only in New York...
krnmafia92 0
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LOL... prolly the biggest one you'll ever see.
FR35H 0
Hahaha thats so wrong lmao!
hotpinklovee 0
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It just means that they have to pee. It's nothing sexual. It happens to all young boys. I was freaked out the first time I saw it when I was changing a 2 year old boy's diaper, but you get used to it.
dudeitsdanny 10
No, no, no.. It doesn't mean they have to pee.. It's an actual erection.. Boys from any age can get an erection.
birds_fml 7
Yeah, and just because a little boy has an erection doesn't mean he's sexually aroused.
Maddoctor 10
So he wants to see **** and he just happens to have an erection because he has to pee? Pretty suspicious...
omgtooweird 0
there is a diff btween a 2 year old and a six year old. then kno more, nd it was an actual erection i bet. too weird...
dudeitsdanny 10
Studies show that actual erections are possible as early as birth. Some say even before. Yet some men cant get it up, while these kids can.
beachycat 0
Not really. If he asked to see boobies and then show her his penis, yeah he doesn't have to pee. He has an erection.
hotpinklovee 0
I never said that it wasn't an "actual erection". But little boys get hard when they have to pee. It's still an erection, just not an erection of a sexual nature. Do you really think a 6 year old has the mental capacity to relate boobs to sex? I think not.
Crasken 0
I think yes, if the kid has somehow obtained knowledge of sex related to ****.
dudeitsdanny 10
Yes, they do. Little boys of ANY age can get sexual stimulation, particularly when they reach the age where they can crush. Like.. six? It has been shown that even little boys **********, even if they don't know what it is. It causes them pleasure.
popoman 0
Imagine you had an erection when you were born. That means you boned your mom. That could have happened. Ask her about it.
Chuzza 2
Yeah, you can get an erection at 6. I remember :P trust me!
_strawberry99 0
i think yes, ive experienced it, except he was 7. and was talking about come here baby and actually trying to force me to but i ran... so its deffinetly possible.
iBrittany 0
haha, agree with you.
teenager34 0
true, kids get etections from liking things at that age. like cartoons, if the kid likes it, they have an erection, nothing sexual.
My2864 1
yes they do lil kids see more then parents know... maybe he saw a scene in a **** movie wich turned him on maybe thats the reason he wanted to see her ****...
Endless 0
well when I was a little kid when I saw girls in bikinis I got an erection. I didn't know why or what to do because I was little
piiing 0
ultrasound techs find out if it's f/m based on if they can give it an erection or not
piiing 0
the way the ultrasound techs figure out if it's a boy or a girl is to try and give it an erection... so chill out everyone!!
piiing 0
the way ultrasound tech tell if it's m/f is if they get an erection or not
1waytoolive 1
haha
bri1215 7
omfg we got it the first time!
peachezthelette 22
4 - ummm, there's a difference between a two year old & six year old. I have a 13 month old & the only time he has an erection when I'm changing him is right when he wakes up. Baby boners are normal. Not toddlers. And you're telling people to get used to it? Are you a mom? NO! So shut the **** up.
babe7260 30
So sorry that happened!!!!
writergirl23 19
I'm not sure if my husband got erections at three but he did used to play with himself heaps cuz it felt good. :p
DragonPorn 15
What's funny is that you are all incorrect. I got erections (sexual) as a toddler and pre-schooler (2-6) from looking at **** myself. I would grab my mom's Victoria Secret magazine and flip pages and stare at ****. It's natural sexual desire. You may not understand the word or meaning at that age, but it's still there just like anyone else. So stop ******* saying it's "pee-time".
randome101 12
If I'm not mistaken you're born fully erect. Seems creepy to me.
sizar 1
not interesting.
Mustardnight 3
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Haha what an awesome kid! Umm..Did you.... Did you do him?
Maddoctor 10
Where are the *shifty eyes*? lol
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
I don't care if you're joking or not, that was completely sick. >:(
renaet 0
I agree! What kind of freak asks if a babysitter in this situation would **** a six year old?
uguysareidiots 0
that just wasn't funny at all. Stop watching family guy, you're too young
Mustardnight 3
Yup im six, my dink is pointing straight at you now.
Maddoctor 10
17 is the perfect age to savor the comedy of Family Guy, but I would expect such a comment from someone who is only two years older than me...
_strawberry99 0
thatss not even funny.
piiing 0
138 if your pic is you- you're hot
OMGFYLHARD 0
haha it's on again what a cool kid I'm gonna steal his material
ilikepie789 0
lol let me know how that works out
flgirlwguitar 2
Eeeewwww. How does the kid know THAT much about sex?
PaulWeller 0
Kids at that age want to sexually experiment, but it's socially unacceptable. I remember trying to get my babysitter to show me her **** all the time. It's not "early sexualization by the media", it's completely natural. The only unnatural thing about it is that our society represses it.
lickmyjock 0
sexual harassment panda
ALQ_fml 13
You're such a misfit, mascot.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I went to my mom's friend's house a few years ago and her 6 (at the time) year old repeatedly asked me to take off my shirt. It's totally normal. They're curious. Boobs and crotches are the only things always covered up, so they want to see.
Nic_hole 0
ahh he will be a horny bastard when he gets older!!! wow
BeeSkwaird 0
It's hilarious (and a bit disconcerting) that girls think this is unusual. Guys are very confident about bodies, and from a very early age.
idkweird 0
Sorry, but most people would be uncomfortable in that situation, when it's not their child. It's completely natural for that to be akward. If I was the girl, I'd let the parents know. It's inappropriate, and they need to teach him that.
FMYLIFEd00ds 0
^^WIN!