Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I made a trip that would usually takes three hours, but took over five thanks to holiday traffic, to comfort my best friend after another breakup with her horrible boyfriend. We'd planned to go and watch the fireworks; instead she completely ghosted me in this strange town so she and him could "work things out." FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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theman34 0
**** no that bitch did not say that
Namenlos_fml 20
Say no. How nicely you say it and how you go about doing it are up to you, but if you have an ounce of dignity, you won't stay. She doesn't deserve you - not even as a friend.
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Comments (73)
kloof 0
So? At least she still wants to be friends, and was nice about it.
BangOut 2
Asking for friendship after breaking ones heart is like your puppy has just died and bitch won't let you bury it :) However, I would go with #12 idea, lol^^
null_fml 11
How exactly is asking a guy to drive 4 hours to get dumped being "nice about it"?
corme_fml 0
That ..is...not....nice.
breyahna12397 0
Sounds like yhu had a ***** on yhur hands. I would have drove back home.
Andrewl_FML 0
I would have 'friendly' sex with her, then steal her purse to pay for the 8 hours of driving you're going to be doing.
mcfaily 0
damn fyl indeed
Namenlos_fml 20
Say no. How nicely you say it and how you go about doing it are up to you, but if you have an ounce of dignity, you won't stay. She doesn't deserve you - not even as a friend.
kloof 0
What I meant was, at least she asked to be friends, instead of being a total bitch and just ditching him. It was harsh of her to break up with him in the first place, but there are worse ways he could of gone through.
null_fml 11
Breaking up isn't inherently harsh, sometimes it's just gotta be done. But if she wanted to be even the slightest bit courteous about it she would have called instead of making him waste time and money (not to mention getting his hopes up and then crushing them once he got there).
Maddoctor 10
I think simply calling him instead of him driving 8 hours (4 to go up, 4 to come back) to get dumped would have been nicer. Then he could have wasted 4 hours of his own accord to drive up there and try to get her back.
dakorok 6
You people who say, "Oh well at least she wanted to be friends" don't know shit about women. They say that so that when they dump their boyfriends for absolutely no reason, they don't look as bad.
containsnosoy 0
Even though the OP posted his girlfriend's excuse was liking somebody else, she really asked to be 'just friends' so she wouldn't look bad for dumping him for no reason. This is true because you know sh*t about woman, like how they always mean the same exact thing no matter which one says it simply because they are a woman.. (sarcasm)
natant1979 0
dude, i dont hit woman, but i would have 2 pieced her ass lol for doing that
Marques23 5
Real talk!
KingRDZ 0
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Phobic_fml 14
brutal.
crookedtimber 0
The part that puzzles me is "staying a few days so they could work on being friends". Does she want to practice being friends with benefits, or what? If so, it's not entirely bad, you know...
falknir 0
Actually i think she just want a plan B if things with the guy she "likes more" don't work out. I've seen this happening..so be carefull OP ...and FYL
corme_fml 0
The backburner friend... hopefully the OP can figure out what she's really after..