Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
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Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
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Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend decided to tell me he found a girl in his hometown he’s become attracted to, and that he doesn’t love me anymore. He says we can "still be friends." I’d just driven 100 miles to see him. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, you banged a few times in your 12 hours. That might make the drive worth it. With today's gas prices, the quality matters. Back in the day, even terrible sex would have been worth it!
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
"I drove all night, to get dumped by you....." - Probably not going to do as well as the original but worth a try.
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RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, you banged a few times in your 12 hours. That might make the drive worth it. With today's gas prices, the quality matters. Back in the day, even terrible sex would have been worth it!
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
"I drove all night, to get dumped by you....." - Probably not going to do as well as the original but worth a try.
RichardPencil 32
She probably dumped him because he drives 10 mph at all times!