azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Not a proud dad
Seattle, United States
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
icarlymom
United States
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
DerrickUhl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
NotYourDaddy
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
Anonymous
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
BMTH2296
United States
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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Comments (486)
Bladeofarzeal 6
V
84120 0
Bravo! What a Supporting parent
Too_Wicked_4You 0
Come on its not that bad ok i lied its horrible i was security and a waitress at a strip club im sorry
evilidcat 1
wait a min. this maybe moral wrong for some. but this girl ain't living off of the government and taking from me. so I say good for her. I just hope that this is a stepping stone for her a brighter future. so I got mad love for anyone who works. even the ones on the poles.
Hammer940 7
Win!!!
pookberry 4
Lose
theonlysweetpea 10
I say you deserve it because you brought your daughter up with a work ethic. Too many people now think they're too good for certain jobs
luccmon 6
OH HELL NO! *turns around, drives home, locks daughter in basement, phones nearest community college...*
Blomen 1
No stripping or sex going on in community college as we all know... XD
kitsune3 20
Well, OP, if you don't like where she works, let her find her own way to get to work instead of supporting her by driving her there.
awesomegerf 7
Ur serious
crazythingslol 2
Which strip club for pure curiosity ...