Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, for some unknown reason, I called my boss "Mum" at the end of a meeting. She paused, smiled, and said, "Aww, love you too, kiddo." The rest of the team in the room lost it. FML
Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML
Today, a waitress kept calling me "Mom" and my dad "Dad". My dad (69) and I (38f) hang out a lot, and very often go out to eat, just the two of us. Either I look really old, or people think he's got it going on. Why? They ask me, "Is that your dad or grandpa?" Then ask him, "Is that your wife or daughter?" FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
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Top comments
LikeLegitness 21
It's kind of weird she called you "daddy" even if to keep the joke going. Hopefully your wife didn't take her seriously.
Randy Newman 3
spank her
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Comments (16)
LikeLegitness 21
It's kind of weird she called you "daddy" even if to keep the joke going. Hopefully your wife didn't take her seriously.
Randy Newman 3
spank her
Ashamed_Sister 60
Don't spank her. She might like it.
jfsiv 17
Sounds like she needs some private counseling in your office later....
RichardPencil 32
¡Ai, Papi! Convince your wife it’s the daughter she forgot she had.
LudA9844 11
How did that go over
corky1992 33
She needs to learn work professionalism. That is so inappropriate.
sweetbliss3 37
you sound like the idiots I work with. y'all should hang out sometime.
tonyfan00 38
Time to break out the beer and the Advill...
honestjane 22
Hopefully you married someone with a sense of humor and she got a chuckle out of it as well.
Georgian_fml 15
boy, that sure is awkward, hope your wife is not too jealous of a type and will understand the joke.
Jdgreen429 13
Maybe she wants to join in on the "father daughter time"