Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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bullsfan500 4
That means your daughter is really hot at least
gader 3
Wondering what was your first job?! Perfect mother+ poor daughter.
cierraashlee 5
I'm not exactly sure why you want to admit to the world that you aloud your nineteen year old daughter to strip as her first job..Do you realize how being naked/mostly naked with no dignity in front of a hundred unrespectful men of all ages throwing money at her everytime she does something extra "nasty" could affect to your daughter? Your baby. I'm 19, and I feel like if my mother ever let me do something like that than I would never be able to bring myself very fair in life. It would traumatize me in many different ways and distort the way I view the world, all men and especially myself. You still have time to change and help her to respect herself and realize that she can be much more than a dancing piece of meat. Please try harder. I hope this is now seriously your next challenge in life.
d10cat 0
I disagree don't see why stripping is so bad really. But I tell you ass many lil young hoes there are out there giving it up to anybody who will hit it for free. Lil white girls jumping in the sack with black guys I don't understand these lil girls. So if it's always free for the ride why not charge a fair.
geckohannah 3
You are straight up ignorant. IM 19, and I do strip. I have bills to pay because unlike spoiled brats such as yourself, I live on my own and I don't rely on my parents to pay any of my bills. Kids like you make people like me, working our asses off (literally) just to get by, ******* sick! Try making it on your own before judging how someone else does it!
Rocky007 15
Wow. Lots of very provincial discussions on here Just so you all understand. Strip clubs vary greatly from one locale to another. Some places the girls wear pasties and g-strings, other places nothing at all and they spread their legs in your face. Some ate dancers, some are prostitutes.
lesbopony 0
I want to be a stripper. It's fun ;)
Nbrandwine 7
Only if your mentally scarred and obsessed with the money.
hadeed 3
You're only goal as a father is to keep your daughters off the stripper pole. Everything else is a bonus.
PBAstar924 0
And you're okay with your daughter working at a strip club?
nefertitiqueen3 0
She can't drive? Lol
Leviathan337 0
I would say atleast she's not a prostitute but a Stripper will put out for the right price. My goal in life is to never be in this situation.
vbmg152 19
YDI, you raised her! You taught her morals & values!!!