azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Not a proud dad
Seattle, United States
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
icarlymom
United States
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
DerrickUhl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
NotYourDaddy
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
Anonymous
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
BMTH2296
United States
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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vbmg152 19
BTW, I must admit having worked at a strip club myself, years ago! My family never knew it! They'd have had a heart attack because they did raise me right! However, I never did any of the nasty things that some in the profession do! It was just a job! Old dirty men giving money to young pretty girls!
verkaderk 9
Aren't u just so proud of her!? Out there making a living n stuff
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Did she say why she chose this job of all jobs? Is she actually stripping or just bartending or some other occupation within the club?
alextherussian 0
She must be hot
phishin4dmb 7
If you would actually drop your daughter off to work at a strip club IT IS ONLY FOR MONEY. Play it safe and do a mother daughter combo strip at your house!!! Money is the most important thing in your lives it seems. You sound desperate, you can even take it to the next step, guys would pay good money for that.
lorenzoman77 7
Which one?
SwtCherryPie 26
Considering you are posting this as an FML it sounds like you aren't too proud of the decisions your daughter has made... but by taking her to and from work you are just endorsing it.
PatCoFan 0
Proud mother yet?
1R1X0X0 10
You must be really proud of her, right? ..
leahbaby28 3
Um ya sorry I wouldn't have dropped her off, I would have driven passed, went to a corner where there r hookers and said is this where u wanna be