Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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Comments (486)
phantumgrey 6
She's 19 and old enough to make adult choices
thebitchritenow 0
No she's not if it's her first job as a stripper what will she be later a hooker?
itsafunnylife 0
why is your 19 year old just now getting a job? she should have been working at 16, maybe then she wouldn't be stripping.
irishbohemian 0
That's horrible! Where is this club located?
pubb 0
Are you her mom or dad. Normally dads care more. If your her mom parenting fail.
MDTeddy 13
This girl must be dumb because this is her job. Now the world can take pics of her and put them online.
hitman472008 3
Ha ha your daughter is a *****!!!!
Nursewilly 0
Hey here's a thought. Go in. See how eager she is to strip with her parent glaring at her the whole time. Of course, odds are if she's disrespectful enough to get you to drive her there (and you're dumb enough to do it even though you obviously feel it is wrong), that may not phase her. Sounds like poor parenting didn't start today if she can walk all over you like that. Be the adult here and don't encourage her by driving her there. And don't take this as me being a prude people. If she finds her own way to work that's on her, and more power to her. It's decent money, as many have pointed out. However, if the parent is saying FML because they "had" to drop her off there, that's letting a brat have her way instead of being the parent and doing what you feel is right. Not even FYL or YDI, FU for whining about your poor parenting and lack of control, both self and over your daughter.
paradiseisland01 0
Probably mother like daughter ! I sure hope mom you showed her great tips .how to strip ! God will punish you for taking your daughter there , you should be a shame of yourself .
1crabbygirl 10
Every girl there is someone's daughter.
Shrike 24
Gee, thanks for THAT piece of ancient wisdom, Captain Obvious. *facepalm*
kelsswan 0
You prolly shoulda raised her better...