Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML
Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
So did she get flowers from someone else and think they were from you, or did she receive them earlier than scheduled and the company neglected to update your shipping order? Also, why is this an FML? If she thanked you for the flowers you're obviously on good enough terms after your relationship eneded, which to me says the timing of the delivery doesn't matter as long as the flowers were healthy and undamaged. Or maybe I'm missing something.
Anderling 33
There are so many red flags here from both sides that I’m shocked this isn’t Pyongyang yet
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Anderling 33
There are so many red flags here from both sides that I’m shocked this isn’t Pyongyang yet
RichardPencil 32
Why are you sending flowers to your ex? Are they dead black roses, or deadly nightshade?
dreams2383 20
why are you sending flowers to your ex? that's a loser move. she is your ex for a reason. move on
BurnInDemonFire 39
So did she get flowers from someone else and think they were from you, or did she receive them earlier than scheduled and the company neglected to update your shipping order? Also, why is this an FML? If she thanked you for the flowers you're obviously on good enough terms after your relationship eneded, which to me says the timing of the delivery doesn't matter as long as the flowers were healthy and undamaged. Or maybe I'm missing something.
dolphinsaremonsters1 2
what he’s saying is that she knew he got her flowers before she received them because she has access to his accounts, so she likely saw the email from the florist about the upcoming delivery.
BurnInDemonFire 39
In this day and age, and when compared to other screw ups people mention on social media or whatever, you've probably come pretty close to hitting the proverbial nail on the head. However, there are still a few of us who would have more questions that require answering. For example; when a relationship ends, don't accounts (bank, email, whatever) end up being separated again? And if they hadn't gotten around to dissolving any joint accounts yet, why would he try to surprise her with flowers using an account she retained access to?