azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Not a proud dad
Seattle, United States
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
icarlymom
United States
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
DerrickUhl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
NotYourDaddy
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
Anonymous
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
BMTH2296
United States
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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laurenmacias 0
How much for one lap dance?
brendazelada 10
Least u don't have to pay for a birthday stripper
ballbearing 10
It's hard to find a decent paying job these days. If I wasn't covered to surgical scar's, I'd strip my way through school. Better that than the $50,000 debt I've accumulated... Of course no parent dreams of thier baby becoming a stripper but times are tough!
craftyones 0
I have two daughters and they won't be getting dropped off there. How many of these Insinghtfull comments have daughters. No matter what she has a right to I noticed no one asked if she lived under moms roof
pookberry 4
I was wondering the same thing. About living under moms roof that is. A lot of people are saying " she's 19 she can do what she wants" but I personally would never ever be allowed to strip if I was still living at home with my parents.
downtime 13
260, While shes under her parents roof she must abide by the rules in the house, not outside. Shes free to do as she pleases with her life, and if they don't like it then thats an issue for them alone. If they choose to kick her out after that then they never cared that much to begin with.
SoultheWolf 19
You deseve this for not only allowing it but also dropping her off at that smutty place. I would neer allow my child to work there, let along drop them off.
Minnesota_Chelse 0
Her daughter is 19, her mother has no say in what she chooses to do for a living. The only thing OP could have done about the situation is to simply not give her a ride to work. Other than that, she can't do anything about it.
pookberry 4
If ops daughter is living in ops house there is a lot op can do about it actually.
Minnesota_Chelse 0
How so? OP's daughter is an adult. OP can't tell her where she can and cannot work. She can give her input, say no to giving rides to and from work, or she could kick her out of the house(or at least threaten to) if her daughter wants to continue working there. That's about all she can do. Her daughter can work wherever she pleases.
Minnesota_Chelse 0
You should have just made her walk. She's got to keep that body in shape now that she's getting paid for it!
xIBleedPurplex16 0
Great parenting...
Bigboned38 0
Don't know what's worse a kid who strips, or a kid who likes Justin Bieber
kei1108 13
.... And you willingly dropped her off?!
pinkpixie06 11
You can try to raise your children right but they still have to make their own decisions and mistakes. FYL
BabygirlGaines 0
It may be parenting fail but she is 19 so technically its her choice to work there.