Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
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Top comments
_Peppermint_ 34
Oh well. Let her do what she wants.
aruden 25
Well OP you could always move out
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Comments (67)
_Peppermint_ 34
Oh well. Let her do what she wants.
kenodupe 13
What the **** m8
CrassKal 27
Yeah. It can be good exercise, as well as good for the parents relationship (assuming there is one). Just make sure the pole is put in securely.
doodlecloud 27
I ferl kind of bad for her if they really are what she's "always wanted". It's taken her this long to finally do what she wants, so definitely let her do it. At least she's not rediscovering herself at like 70+.
gamermonster 34
@20 I have no clue why you are getting downvoted
DoomedGemini 38
Considering the usual midlife crisis happens by spending the child's college fund or something to that effect.. I really don't see this as that bad. Unless she's planning on giving your friends a show or something.
okokalright 15
She should be able to do whatever she wants... As long as she closes the door. I wouldn't want to witness that
chosha_fml 27
Cheaper than a sports car.
nolan__101 15
intervention time
bwinski 19
There needs to be an intervention for Arizona in general. We've had some messed up FMLs in the last week. Its giving us a bad rep...
nickob96 25
#mymomisastripper
xninix_fml 36
#ThisIsNotTwitter :)
teentee401 37
Well I guess you should start changing those twenties into ones.
SmittyJA24 26
Ones? I haven't been to a stripper bar since my oldest son reached his 21st birthday over 10 years ago & the minimum then was $5. It must be $10 by now.
Kiernan151 25
@15 Pretty sure you're not required to throw koney at the strippers, so ones shoild still work.
kendalbear 16
What the hell dude, obviously you're required to pay the women.
SneakySlayer 15
So how does a preschool teacher know this
UH60 26
Are all 5 of you not taken aback by the idea of throwing money of any amount at your stripping mother?
DeathofCareBear 21
Ask her if you can take stripping lesson together.
JohnnyKade 25
Encourage the dreams of others, my friend.
aruden 25
Well OP you could always move out
potatoe_barf 13
What if op is in high school or something, what do you expect them to do then?
aruden 25
Put headphones in watch a movie or listen to music and hope you don't have to witness it.
laden_swallow09 35
And knock on every door before you go in.
kenygompers 17
It could be worse. At least it's in the privacy of her own home
rabbi1010 29
at least its in her room and not in the living room.
may14th 26
apparently it's great exercise
pacman490 21
Am I the only one imagining the OP dressing like a crotchety old woman in protest?
mattzawesome 28
Yes, yes you are the only one.