Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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Comments (486)
TheThrasher_fml 0
I dont see the problem, shes working which means she won't be mooching.
jblack913 6
There will always be a generation where rich will screw the lower class. That doesn't mean ours girls should be strippers for money. (or anything else) daddy's job is to keep her off the pole. If she's there it's a FAIL. What would you do for a dollar?
redrumbear 9
What's her number?
Aug1508 9
I think you went wrong somewhere, maybe you didn't teach her about self respect?
Minnesota_Chelse 0
I don't understand why everyone is trying to say that OP didn't raise her daughter up right, or she didn't teach her this or didn't teach her that. Most of the time, parents do one hell of a job raising their kids to feel good about themselves and to have self confidence and self respect. The media and society are usually what makes girls feel that they aren't good enough. Look at of these women and girls on tv, in movies and in magazines. They make them look like they are so flawless and perfect and it makes girls feel like there is something wrong with them if they don't look that way. I doubt OP is at fault for her daughter wanting to work at a strip club. She is obviously upset at the idea of it.
darkgodxvx 4
It really is depressing to see the Catholic church's claws are still sunk deep into many. Why is nudity(sex included) still felt to be such a dirty thing? One half of the population has the same hardware as you do and we all came from the same place so I'm guessing my point is: why look upon what is natural with disdain or disgust? If you're religious then stop acting saintly and start being human. We need sex to survive as a species and it happens to be enjoyable so start enjoying life. Self-denial does not a saint make, just someone who never explored all life has to offer.
jblack913 6
Uncontrolled fire can be used as a tool and it's beautiful. Out of control, it burns, everything has rules... Including sex. Ladies stripping only degrade a society. She was some ones little girl, she can do more. She's worth more.
BingleBop 18
Waitress?
mimilu000 0
... good luck with that one!
tashtashhhh 0
Okay striping at 19 is bad enough but having you! Her own mother dropping her off there just makes it even worse.. Fyl indeed for bad parenting.
TheMan007 2
315, at 19 she would really only just be transitioning into adulthood. Considering the demographic here I'm pretty sure I'll get thumbed down for this but most 19 year olds still aren't mature enough to make the best choices. Working at a strip club should be a last resort. If I had a kid I wouldn't want her anywhere near those places, even if they're only waitressing. Just because you're not stripping doesn't mean you won't be influenced by the crowd. At 19 she would have so many other options ahead of her. The parents should have helped her seek out other choices, not just blindly support her in whatever she wants to do.
AndrewCB 4
Well, before you think less of her, you should at least ask what her job is in there.