azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Not a proud dad
Seattle, United States
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
icarlymom
United States
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
DerrickUhl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
NotYourDaddy
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
Anonymous
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
BMTH2296
United States
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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Bebop_fml 1
which one and what's her name?
downtime 13
90, Supporting her would be the best choice in this situation. She has the job, shes going to go there whether shes driven or not. Now assuming they didn't take her, she would have ended up on public transport, at night, finding her way home alone after working in the club. She would continue to do said work and not be open to her parents about it because they aren't prepared to accept her choices. Personally, I'd be driving her too, whether I liked the idea or not. A child who is open to their parents about their lives is easier to communicate with than one who thinks you're a complete twat.
star03 3
why would you even be ok with her wanting to work their? (parents these days!)
uncivil 5
Working at a strip club doesn't mean that she is a stripper... It could be that she is a hostess or a waitress. And it's funny seeing 14 year olds giving parenting tips, your not even of age to work.
UnderClouds 2
Don't worry, OP. She is more then likely waitressing and not stripping. Just be happy she's making money if that's the case :)
Blomen 1
Sure, it sounds bad, but we don´t know the details. Everybody thinks about a sleazy club where there goes a lot more on than stripping and a girl without a future. Maybe it´s a fancy club with business men type customers. Stripping by itself does not have to be nasty, think about it: it´s modeling for girls without an eating disorder.
dumbledoobie 0
Gotta do what you gotta do, I suppose.
iloveweed69 7
Mad cute job
Genoc123 5
Phone number?
charvisioku 22
If that's what she wants to do, let her do it. She's an adult. I get why you'd be unhappy about it, but it could be worse. She could be streetwalking, which is dangerous. At least this job isn't dangerous (assuming the club she works at is safe).