MattBC97
Aurora, United States
Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
MattBC97 tells us more.
MattBC97 4
DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Nightwing98 22
You know your life sucks when....
iamcrazy_fml 6
at least you know the people on the **** website care about you
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Nightwing98 22
You know your life sucks when....
TheAbdoKiller 2
You post the first comment
Nightwing98 22
Because I happened to check read them at a certain time? You were 16 so what's your point? At least I didn't write "FIRST"
Nevereverland 8
...you have friends on a **** site?
kiran_fml 5
27 that's what I was thinking, I didnt know social networking applied to **** too
jerjy1 5
instead of poking people, you send faps!
Cad6 24
Friends on Facebook = Acquaintances + Good Friends + Family Members Friends on **** site = Desperate Creepers + Possibly hot ****-stars + Freaks
alliewillie 22
Sounds like you're more active on the **** site.
Damn_Hippster 11
Forget Facebook, I predict **** Hub to be the next big social network.
glenzhao2 16
mattbc97 has fapped to you. Fap Back • Ignore
wallandpiece 16
Why on Earth would anyone even want a **** account? What extra features are made available with an account?
CookieGirl4ever 13
Lol. "Noot noot, motherf•cker!"
OHai15 12
more ppl are fapping than FB apping.
MattBC97 4
Oh look my FML got accepted
Cad6 24
^Happy Birthday.
twilightluvr101 4
Happy birthday Matt :-) !
hugsnkissesforu 0
Happy Birthday Matt! ;)
downtime 13
He officially got more Happy Birthday messages on fml now. You need to meet more people...
Jiplo 18
^ win btw Fappy Birthday!
lorenzoman77 7
I'm guessing you got a big weener?
Daddy_Swa99 5
lol i didn't know that either #30
Oqward 6
Get any free ****?
Harres 0
FREE HD PRON!!
teague95 16
OMG, I LOVE HD "PRON"!!!!
SkoomaKi 28
I had a.... Oh wait I've never had a pet....forever alone.
Cad6 24
Yo, HD **** is almost never free. They always make you pay for the good stuff.
TunechiXXL 0
Free HD PRON!!!!! FTW!!!!!!!
IDontKnow10101 14
Tron ****?
MargieDrury 1
Lol these are the best comments I've seen too funny
skitzofunia88 8
84- you were supposed to say Tron Pron
skitzofunia88 8
I realized what I just said was wrong and stupid. Please thumb me down.
kooochris1995 14
^^ No need to ask! (:
pinky78711 5
Ohhh that sucks, maybe u should get more friends???
instnt1nfction 17
One does not simply get more friends
teague95 16
No, one simply makes more friends.
TheDrifter 24
I tried that. The jumper cables just won't bring them to life like I saw in the movie.
Snafuusmc 12
What's hatsune miku doing on here in the first place?
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Maybe you should learn how to spell "you."
twilightluvr101 4
What is this ”friends” which you speak of, and where can I get some?!
cobaltss06 1
Shut the **** up!!! Grammar nazis cn eat a dick. If someone writes the letter "u" then U obviously got wat they were sayin even tho they made it shorter or left a letter out. U still kno wat they meant so shut up we r not in skool or a professional setting so there is no need to spell everything correctly
DocBastard 40
Cobalt - Please read the commenting rules, especially that part about TXT language being forbidden here. I'm not even going to bother correcting all your stupid txt-isms. I'm just going to let your spelling of "skool" speak for itself.
Reid5 6
On a **** site.
megladon 0
maybe you should be less of a jerk.
iamcrazy_fml 6
at least you know the people on the **** website care about you
teague95 16
What I want to know is how they wished OP happy birthday with one hand 0.o
ladyLALAA 29
Maybe it was webcam chat?
Birdie_Sage 0
Ooor maybe it was a simple 'Happy birthday' post on their profile?
22cute 17
Oh no! Here we go again with the birthday wishes = real friendship nonsense. Yeah, just keep telling yourself that. People on your **** site really care more because they said, "Happy Birthday" and didn't forget. I wish you a good life with those true and loyal friends! Cheers!
grahambertus 11
Theyre so thoughtful that they even dressed up in their birthday suits.
OHai15 12
@15 ppl can be very creative with just one hand....
hugsnkissesforu 0
Maybe the higher number of birthday wishes on the **** site has to do with more people going on the **** site?;) A lot of people check Facebook though, it would be interesting to see if social media or **** sites were viewed more often.
Jason199615 0
How many friends do you have on there? Lol
Birdie_Sage 0
I'm guessing 97 from the title of the FML.
22cute 17
And are they all naked?
AFloppyWetWhale 6
OP has less friends than the number of pornstars on the website, which still isn't saying much...
eb0ny 15
A happy birthday wish is a happy birthday wish no matter where it comes from.
emmagillespie24 11
Ha!
I_lost_the_game 25
Ha, no.
himoonkey 8
H0T Busty B@BE says: "Happy Birthday Big Boy!"
TaylorLynn462 10
Well... Now you know who your real friends are!
sycosyd_97 1
Yup:) weirdos that have nothing Better to do than ya nooo....
whostolemylama 12
why does one's value have to be measured through acceptance of a social network site? Come on, really?
thattxguy 0
That's because you pay for the **** and not your friends
Allwind 0
So... Your a **** actreess?
sinking_fish 12
Yup, that's exactly what it means. Mans u be smartz.
wlddog 14
I don't know if erroneous is a great term to be using on FML. It's way too brainy, even for the nerds.