Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one-year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait until marriage. Four hours later, he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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ashology101 0
why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.
B52_fml 0
And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.
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Comments (242)
ashology101 0
why do parents think a ring will convince their dear daughter to keep her leg closed? it never works.
haleylynn24 0
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can I just say one thing? what the heck is wrong with waitinguntil after marriage? sex is a holy thing meant to be shared between one married couple that is open to life. I know many people that are married-- them and their spouses all waited until they were married. may I ask people to please just respect our faith and stop insulting our beliefs? it's possible people -- including myself -- want to and plan on and/or have abstain(Ed) from sex. so stop trashing the Church
peithecelt 28
here's the thing, I can respect your faith, but not agree it is a realistic plan. it is obvious that the OP did not want to wait (or she would have). her father's attempt to force her to make a decision with a promise ring is what is laughable, each person has to make the choice of waiting (or not) for themselves. forced promises will never work and ARE a laughable idea.
rikard_fml 0
wtf they wanna have sex cus its awesome, not to diss the church
thecoolestever1 0
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You're asking people not to have sex? Are you ******* retarded? If you're deeply in love, and aren't married, you're just gunna wait? This is the stupidest thing I've heard in my life.
Rawr0_oRawr0_o 0
WTF? When my parents did that I didn't either. Don't let them fool you.
haleylynn24 0
198, sex is good, but it's sole purpose is not for enjoyment. it is to procreate and unite as one flesh with your spouse and that person only
zackk5 0
and FYI nobody has to respect the church if it's not in their beliefs. I'm sick of you people pushing opinions and beliefs on other people
cssuggs 0
you don't buy a car without taking a test drive first do you? lol
FortMinor 0
212, you made my day!!!!!
GreatGeak 8
206- I'm a Christian and I agree with you. however there are times when parents force their children into lying. this possibly being the case. A promise ring is only as good as the person wearing it. And for those who aren't Christian it's fairly understandable that they would wish to enjoy the pleasures of sex before marriage.
ubergrunt 0
if sex is holy then every animal is a saint. waiting till marriage is just a form of population control. To "believe" otherwise is ignorant
thasholace 0
like lol
jakcbpro51 0
amen
KyRidHEART 0
If you love someone enough you can wait, and you shouldn't have sex if you dont love the person enough to stay with them forever.
evperry 2
what the **** gives you the right to say that? all that does is force people to marry and more defile your aryan religion
evperry 2
tbh
Eggers 2
206-where in the bible does it say it isn't okay to have sex simply to enjoy it? (within a marriage ofcorse)
livgasms 4
I don't understand the whole 'no sex before marriage' thing, I genuinely don't. I don't have a problem with people enjoying sex with someone else who feels the same way, from a one-night stand to a married couple; sex is meant to be enjoyed. I don't however have any patience at all for people who use sex to hurt others (from cheating to rape and child abuse) and I think in this day and age it is absolutely despicable and inexcusable to get pregnant when you do not want a child or cannot support it or yourself. Other than that, I don't see why it should matter if you have sex. It's a basic element of nature which is meant to be enjoyed, there's no need to surround it with stigma and rules. You wouldn't do that with any other fundamental natural instinct, like eating or whatever. :)
antichrist666 0
unhealthy love in Jesus I think so^^
Herropreez17 0
#197 go take your wait til marriage shit somewhere else you ******* bible humper.
hesallineed26 0
they should make the ring to fit around the legs!(;
Po1ntBlank 0
I think all you church obsessed retards can jump off a bridge. it's ass hats like you that are keeping us from using stem cells to cure things like diabetes. (which I have) **** OFF
farhil 14
So you would like to kill children just so you can eat sugar? That's beyond immoral, asshole. And even if they could figure out how to do it, do you think you could afford the treatment? Doubt it.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
Well, it's symbolic. While I admit is is kinda stupid, Parents these days still expect their children to be "Sweet Little Angels".
toyhenoctus 16
If my parents asked me and gave me one, I'd keep the promise. She can do what she wants but she shouldn't have lied like that
MrsDruidess 23
I feel no sympathy for kids when they get caught having sex in their parents homes. When I was in school we got creative, only the smart ones were able to have sex ;-)
dabears1011234 27
Like in scary movie were the dad puts a electric fence around the girls legs.
at0m1qu3 0
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wow... promise ring... just be happy you did the right thing by ignoring that bull. Hope you didn't wait a whole year to open your legs for your man
hubublub123 0
I hope you get AIDS
emilieee_fml 0
stds for you sir!!!
livgasms 4
yknow it's people who are brought up in the 'abstinence is great' environment who get more STDs than those who arent. they aren't taught about proper contraception so when they do have sex it's usually unsafe.
B52_fml 0
And that is why you don't do it in your parents' house.
evperry 2
true
roza043 14
OP could at least lock the door...
Brianna_Ray 23
Maybe it didn't have a lock. When I lived with my mother my bedroom didn't have a lock. Anyways OP, when I lived with my mother and my boyfriend started coming over, we discussed if sex was allowed in the house or not with my mother. I just found it respectful.
Mortishia 0
Now your Dad finally understand that ring would never work. Ask him -- did he wait till marriage too?
GameRater01 0
This is why you don't make a promise in the first place. You either do it or you don't. And that way your parents don't have any kind of ridiculous expectations of you.
Kgirl2cute 6
agreed! if you didn't agree, you shouldn't have promised. sucks to be you!!
Kgirl2cute 6
to clarify: I agree with #6, and I think that if the OP didn't agree with what the dad was asking she shouldn't have promised and accepted the ring.
blahblah1234 0
dude, that sucksss. That's why you always do it at the guy's house, haha.
roflmaonade 2
doesn't he know promises are meant to be broken? =D rather, he should have taught you " if you have sex before marriage, you'll get chlamydia! "
jmblueyes123 0
and die. hahahahah jk
lucy331 0
Lol I think the smily faces that are made with and equals sign " =D " look like a tiny dick with no balls! Lol. :)
anormalperson 25
uh....ok, i'm going to pretend that I never read your comment.
csigabajnok 0
Dork...
SkoomaKi 28
Noob.
amirn86 0
Ditto #3
crypix 0
You shouldn't have lied.