Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé's mother gave me a beautiful cross necklace to wear for my wedding. I'm Jewish. FML
Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my shrew of a mother for getting engaged, to a man. She's not homophobic, but rather pissed off because gay marriage is "trendy" and she wants me to be "above that nonsense". Hurray for love. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
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Leprecon 3
Well known lesbian symbol ? I dont know any lesbian symbols ...
Subtext 10
I bet you cry "First!" when you're having sex, too...
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nerdking21 10
Ow that hurts. Maybe she's sending you a signal. First
Subtext 10
I bet you cry "First!" when you're having sex, too...
KRONie 0
hahaha good one! xD
plexico 4
Yeah, we miss out on all that virus fun and we think Trojans a brand of condoms.
kukopia 0
He can't proclaim 'first' during sex... He's done both hands many, many times.
RubixMonkey 0
Who the hell came up with Trogans for the condom. The Trojans let the horse in and the thing that wasn't supposed to get in got in.
plexico 4
I agree. Worst product name ever. Except for Ayds Diet Candy. I am sure that the name Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome was created by the people at Dexatrim. Before we started to hear about AIDS in the early 1980's, there was a diet candy called Ayds. The disease actually helped you lose weight faster, but it also caused death. The candy did not survive.
JFox 8
The horse was needed because of Troy's insurmountable wall.
kkbanks 0
jjk
Tweety122888 0
dude this has been submitted before and it was like 2 months ago op if ur gonna copy someone try one that's little older fyl indeed
Zestus 19
Yeah but if the horse is akin to the condom then the soldiers are...
nerdie 0
act like you are coming on to her
Starchild21 3
Or maybe she did? We must step aside and ponder.... _____________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Leprecon 3
Well known lesbian symbol ? I dont know any lesbian symbols ...
PositiveChillout 0
Scissor me crazy!!
sbarre1 0
Pink triangle.
Witchcraft_fml 5
It's two female symbols (O+) interlocked.
redbluegreen 41
Oh, how I love having these symbols available on hand. ;D ♀ Too bad there isn't a lesbian one... Yet. In case anyone ever wants it, here's the male one as well. ♂
paivarotti 0
Scissor me timbers!
Klabauterpete 0
OP should have been more specific. But I don't think it's this, because it would be too obvious.
sbarre1 0
LESBIAN SYMBOL: http://rlv.zcache.com/pink_triangle_tshirt-p235181698353325621qmkd_400.jpg
lag96 7
rainbow?
Bea_FaCurtains 17
Dolphin?
allmidnighteyes 11
I hope you know her "son" only LOOKS like a guy
xXCrazyPersonXx 0
Yes!! This ^^
Oajng 0
Hey, dont get offended! its only a rainbow! Or maybe her "son" hasnt told you yet he is a girl :)
Lekerareas 0
She was probably telling you that she wants you. She wants you bad. FYL.
kimilei 0
^This.
jakedmagic 0
Yeah. This.
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 2
haha and I love the propic
nerdking21 10
That may be, but it still is a little insulting.
DragonPorn 15
stop trying
Lucky444 0
Thinking she had no idea what the symbol was and just thought it was pretty or interesting.
Sniggle 0
Nautical Star?
allmidnighteyes 11
aaaand he strikes again.
Exhumed 0
rofl good one plexico
Intoxicunt 6
I would think you were gay for your "Apple logo" too, rainbow striped or not. ;)
plexico 4
Oh, Toxi, you just want to think you "converted" me back to straight when you have your way with me.
catatonicsleep 17
maybe she knew the story behind the logo....
Intoxicunt 6
Yeah, you're right. More of a conquest that way. :) You and your damn Macs. Ugh.
CL41RE 0
how would an apple logo make you gay?
Intoxicunt 6
It's a joke, CL41RE. Oh, I'm so sorry I have a running joke/conversation with another user! I guess I'll let you into the loop. I was jokingly disagreeing with him for the sake of argument and fun. I was putting down all Apple products just to disagree. There.
lem0n_fml 0
Seriously, 40? It's a joke, YOU must have a really low self esteem if subtext's comment put you down. and I'm glad I clicked "reply to #40" and FML put my reply on another comment.
Intoxicunt 6
She's trying to suggest a threesome. Get with it. Wincest. Whoops, I misread this as "the pedant". Lol.
WTFKuro 0
I'm not sure you know what the word 'pedant' means.