Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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encephalopathy 3
There is nothing wrong with being a stripper. You gotta do what you gotta do to get by. I have a girl in my class that's a stripper and I actually respect her for being able to put herself in that environment to pay for college and support her child.
darthdamian2 4
Can someone say daddy issues
rabbitto 0
I doubt it's her first job...
ottyscays 5
I want to meet your daughter ;)
ezelisko 1
You have one positive. You are not Casey Anthony. Other then that YDI!!!
Rebekkah1993 10
Wow....I won't judge either side...of the choice of the parent or the daughter....you never know what the circumstances are for them....but. In my opinion...she is a stripper ...she still have feelings....and she is still a normal person....that is JUST her job...it's like judging someone for being a vet or a nurse...or anything for that matter....
andythegreat 0
You can blame Mom and Dad all you want, but while human beings still have free will, she has no one to blame but herself, at least she isn't a prostitute.
AussieTroll 0
****** will be ******. FYL OP.
kkillaj 5
Who cares if she's a stripper it's an honest way to make money and if someone is comfterble with there body why not show it off? If she isn't having sex with some greasy old guys and catching diseases and just sticks to stripping I see no harm at all
zenrael 21
Where at exactly?